I am considering a future in horrific, double-entendre-ridden, romantic literature, and need to know whether my hand suits this particular *niche*.
Allow me to select a *passage* completely at random:
‘Martha then chortled in anticipation, as her gape enveloped Reginalds protruding girth. As they became one, Martha enquired “Is it in yet?”, at which point Reginald exclaimed “I was about to ask you the same thing”. This lack of sensation drew our heroes to the sobering conclusion that their days of ‘feeling’ acts of illicit congress may indeed be behind them. So they had a f-a-g’
Taken out of context, this could seem like deeply disturbing, and un-romantic prose. But please bear in mind that this story follows an ageing married couple that used to work as secret agents, but got made redundant after their secret agency over-spent on pens that control local wasp populations. So now they are trying to inject the excitement back into their lives by making sex. But decades of engaging in ‘secret-agent’ levels of sexual promiscuity have unfortunately nullified their bits.
Do I have a future?
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Posted on August 11, 2010.
Well, you can’t really punctuate, but this is indeed scintillating prose 😛
Truely awful
*Truly truly truly truly truly truly
Thanks Tom. I don’t know what I would have done without you
youll need a editor but your good! you could always practice more though. more you practice the better youll be
Spelling mistake there DILLAGAF……. oh dear ; )
Your future will be secure if you commit a major crime, allow yourself to be caught and continue your writing career as a reformed felon. I can get you in touch with a publisher who loves this kind of stuff. I started out that way. You may recall my first big critically acclaimed book of prison poetry, “Kill My Landlord, Kill My Landlord”.