Just got back in from a 23rd and was a bit of a let down…
Wasn’t drinking on doctors orders, had to walk around the club on crutches all night, which was a good conversation starter with the ladies until me mate got kicked out for a bit of hand bags with the bouncer!… Thought I’d leave with him, just gonna chill now with a couple reefers… much more appropriate for a cripple like myself… 😉
Music was quality though..more of a fan of organ house…but Danny Bond was sick!..
NB;For any UK lads into niche… the “Niche” nightclub has now re-opened in Sheffield, but the police are running the doors lmao!!…that’ll stop the black dudes with guns!
FQ; So what happened to you on the last night out that was a FAIL?
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What’s The Worst Night Out You Ever Had?
Posted on August 27, 2010.
I got stabbed in Prague… With a cocktail stick… In the bum cheek… By a man in a pink hat… It was mildly sore.
FQ: Last night out i broke into tears on Saturday night and punched the metal grate on the entrance to Glasgow Central Train Station after 9 pints, 3 tequilas, 2 sambuca and a Jagermeister.
5th anniversary of dads death.
in high school got rolled by chicks mom after party rippin a b load, had to leave, then sneak back in the house cuz i was slepin in the chicks room. went to bed at 3, then at 5 her dad woke up saw the mess and started calling for her. i had to wake up immediately get to the balcony, hang off the edge then drop, when in doing so i scraped my arm badly on the stucco, then walk home two miles, still drunk, already hungover. ya bad night
A friend last year decided to go to a club for their bday. sounds good right? wrong! got there it was a ******* jazz club. boringggg. with the dull light and music with no one allowed to talk while the band played..which was all the time except 10 min breaks every hour, everyone was falling asleep. if i wanted to sleep id pop some pills and stay at home. worse bday celebration ever. worse then the time i was shot at, least that had excitement.
Went out with my old work mates within ten mins of being there a table of beer spilt straight in my lap then my wallet nicked then after leaving trying to stop a fight between two people I knew got smacked in the face then got arrested for apparently fighting, After clearing it all up in the police station around half past three walked across the road and got me foot ran over.
I got kicked out at a nightclub for accidently punching someone, it was a pity that guy just overreacted, and called the police.
Lets just say what happens in ‘Dam stays in ‘Dam.
Often I am shocked and randomly laugh when I actually remember that I’ve been to Holland, loooool I think that just about sums it up.
Got a bouncer on the face when I was 10 and my nose swelled up and couldn’t sleep all night as I was imagining the ball ramming my face
I got kicked out of a club because a few guys were complaining I’m keeping all the chicks to myself.
After 10 pints of cider I fell asleep in someone’s doorway and they called the cops and I spent the night in a cell
I got shot…
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Put in a cell for drinking in public.
Being chased by cops though I didn’t do anything.
my friend got too drunk and we were asked to leave LMAO