…become a registered Republican too?
Maybe because of some of my politically liberal thoughts my beloved and anyone would assume I’m a Democrat. Well, that’s loads of BS. A few years ago I decided that I didn’t want to be a Democrat or a Republican. I have very mixed views and if you don’t believe me, ask my Pol Sci teachers (undeclared Pol Sci minor here), they know me for that. I only have 2 things dang clear: I’m 105% pro-life and totally pro-gay.. and believe in gun control
Anyways, 10 minutes ago I suddenly started to feel it’s time for me to become affiliated with a party and I think the Republican party is the right party for me. I’ll still be pro-life while liking gays, and disliking-ish guns.
I can always stay neutral to everything else, right? And I won’t watch Glenn Beck’s show BTW, but I’ll be a good Republican. After all, the Republican party is the original anti-slavery party and that’s a good and sweet thing, plus Reagan was awesome.
Tim, baby, now that I will be a Republican too, will you finally love me? Were your assumptions on my political philosophies what were stopping you from loving me back?
♥(((((((((((((Tim))))))))))))♥
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I Just Found Out That My Beloved Tim Tebow Is A Registered Republican. How Can I….?
Posted on December 7, 2010.
Keep in mind, Tim gets hit in the head a lot, which may explain his political views.
((((Princess))))), please don’t hate me, but I must agree with the first (hilarious!) answer.
This is the same Tim Tebow who hasn’t come to Utah and swept you off your feet?
Wow, how wrong can one guy be?
(((Princess)))
Tim is a conservative first, Republican second. Not all Republicans are conservative on the social side. But you would be close enough if you are a Christian.
Ahh…. it all makes sense now. I’m sure that is why your beloved has been witholding his love.
Of course, it is also possible, I don’t know if you have considered this – it may be that your beloved Tim Tebow has not shown his love because he knows that as soon as the two of you lock eyes he will be unable to resist your princess powers. I know he wishes to remain chaste and you may just be too much temptation for him.
But… as to how to become a registered republican, all you need to do is make a public statement of endorsement in favor of Sarah Palin. Like, you could write “I <3 Sarah Palin" as a status update on facebook - republican agents have spies and the minute they see something like that, they immediately put you on their roster and send you a decoder ring. Once you are a registered repub, Beck's show is much easier to watch because you understand his code - he's actually often giving out steak marinade recipes and locations to kkk rallies. I'm a registered republican so I know these things.
become a libertarian, then no one can argue with you
stay independent, i think i might be a register republican and don’t know it for sure, i went vote in a republican primary, in my state you can do that as an independent, but i think they may have covertly registered me as a party member, its that easy, just vote in the primary.
I am with you, politically, I am pro gun control,mostly pro life, except i believe that rape victims should have a choice and i know that there are legit medical exceptions, with the exception of my pro life opinion, i am so far left that i am almost a communist, so it makes it hard to vote, but i usually vote Democrat, sometimes Republican, often independent as well.