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I am considering a future in horrific, double-entendre-ridden, romantic literature, and need to know whether my hand suits this particular *niche*.
Allow me to select a *passage* completely at random:
‘Martha then chortled in anticipation, as her gape enveloped Reginalds protruding girth. As they became one, Martha enquired “Is it in yet?”, at which point Reginald exclaimed “I was about to ask you the same thing”. This lack of sensation drew our heroes to the sobering conclusion that their days of ‘feeling’ acts of illicit congress may indeed be behind them. So they had a f-a-g’
Taken out of context, this could seem like deeply disturbing, and un-romantic prose. But please bear in mind that this story follows an ageing married couple that used to work as secret agents, but got made redundant after their secret agency over-spent on pens that control local wasp populations. So now they are trying to inject the excitement back into their lives by making sex. But decades of engaging in ‘secret-agent’ levels of sexual promiscuity have unfortunately nullified their bits.
Do I have a future?