Affiliate Marketing Secrets

So I want to start investing in the stock market but have no clue about it. I want to do some research. I am a freshmen in college so my vocabulary isn’t the best. People have suggested I read investing for dummies. Any thoughts?

I am pretty upset, I start up my computer and it has this Hamachi crap that I never even knew I installed, and it’s so intrusive that it won’t let me uninstall it (easily, at least). I have no idea how to do this and am not very skilled with computers, so if someone could give me a kind of “How to Permanently Uninstall Hamachi and All its Components/Affiliates: For Dummies” I would be much obliged.
Thanks. Please, be as specific as possible.

I recently purchased and downloaded a training manual called “Autopilot Profits” The claim was “Easy” “Very Simple” Everything to make me believe I finally found the right help in getting started, but instead I am even more confused. I am not at all computer savvy but I am able to navigate the internet and I know the computer basics. Is there anyone out there who is familiar with affiliate programs who can point me in the right direction for help getting started I would greatly appreciate it. Please don’t refer me to another website offering this type of training material. If it exists I need the Affiliate for Dummies.
Also, what is affiliate software? Is it something that you basically install and it does all the work for you for a fee? If so, it is worth it and which is best?
Again, thank you very much if you have any suggestions.

I am 19, and I’m a learner swing trader who has found modest successes for a beginner stock market swing trader after reading swing trading for dummies – it’s helped a lot.
What I would like to know is if there are any other stock swing traders out there who trade successfully. And also, what are the secrets to your successes and the causes of your failures?