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So I am a US Citizen living in the United States. I make a comfortable $80,000 a year through my extensive designs on Cafepress and Zazzle, so have no need for a job. And I can continue to do this in any country.
So I absolutely love Ireland, and visit at least 2-3 times a year for at least two weeks at a time. I would love very much to live there. Nothing would make me happier than to live on the Emerald Isle.
But, as you can see, I’m not qualified for any residency program. I don’t have a highly sought after niche job skill, I’m not old enough to qualify for a retirement visa, so there is but one way for me to make this happen: You guessed it, marrying an Irish citizen
What I DO have is quite a comfortable annual income. Suppose I started offering young Irish women who are in need of money $10,000 to marry me for 4 years.
See, I think what happened was I met this wonderful girl on one of my visits to Ireland, and after several visits and a long-distance relationship, we decided to tie the knot. That’s my official story.
In Ireland, a person can get residency by marrying an Irish citizen. Then, after 3 years, the non-citizen spouse can apply for permanent residency for themselves, and have residency no longer dependent on the preservation of the marriage, and is at that point a pretty turnkey process.
So I immediately get to move to Ireland due to my marriage, I easily get my own stand-alone permanent residency status after 3 years living there with my “wife,” then wait another year so it won’t “look” like it was a green card marriage, then we divorce due to “Irreconcilable differences” after 4 years. We will have signed an airtight prenup so the divorce is quick and cheap.
I am now a permanent resident of Ireland, and 5-7 years later I can become a citizen.
What’s in it for the girl? $5000 to come with me to the justice of the peace and marry me, not see me for another 4 years, then show up at the divorce proceedings, get her second $5000 payment, and never see me again.
I might get a lot of “No’s” but with the global economy being what it is, and no shortage of poor people even in the most developed countries, how long would it REALLY take me to find a girl willing to do this? I don’t even have to be in Ireland to find my green-card bride, I could communicate with Irish women via the internet from America and find one.
Could this work?

Again, I recently witnessed this kind of questions “Why anime characters are white?”.
The reason why I ask this question is because most of Japanese never think anime characters are white people. Because I can read Japanese forum and live there. But many questions are submitted in English forums like this.
Why do the anime characters don’t look like japanese people?http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;…
and this
Why do anime characters always look caucasian?http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;…
and I found many Youtube videos insisting “anime characters are Caucasian”, many and many…
They are nonsense because I know Japanese common people’s reactions. Most of them are just surprised and laughed, for the question. “Are you okay?”,”Caucasians are insane.”
I wish all you can read Japanese and live here, you would realize anime characters are just a fantasy drawings, which are idealized as Japanese ideal* plus commic sense(random hair and random color and various character set-ups).
(*You can see what kind of outlook Japanese love in Japanese idols. For example, AKB48 or Visual kei singers, try google http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/im…http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/im…
We suppose anime characters’ nationality as their set-ups in stories, most of them are Japanese or alien who come from some wonderful country or a world..
I know white young people’s beauty(Japanse don’t say cute) and know their popularity in Japan, but it is not so much..it means white youth are not for Japanese to prior them to Japanese adult or teen stars, also white youth don’t have enough power to be anime characters eliminating Japanese self-conciousness. I mean they are just niche.(very sorry to be mean but I like their appearances too)
I am here to warn its pitifulness for SOME white people saying “We are envied much by Japanese people”…
I admit to some extent, but don’t you misunderstand anime and Japanese culture much?