Affiliate Marketing Secrets

I don’t want to work. I am lazy. But not personally lazy. I am “other people” lazy. In other words, I am lazy when I have to work for other people but work hard for myself such as lifting weights, working out, making money in a job I enjoy, doing something I love.
I also hate running a timetable according to someone else. I dont like being obligated or committed. It is the lifestyle of being free that I love so much. I was tied to a career, a home and relationship and was msierable. I recently was laid off, filed bankrutpcy, and relationship is over. I am free and i love it.
I wish I could stay home and make tons of money. I hate having to be somewhere to make money for someone else only to increase my bank account with a small amount just to pay my bills. I tried starting an internet business so many times and failed. Its all a scam. Anything that is offered to me is a scam. The only way to make money is so find a niche ON YOUR OWN and start from there.
I wish I could do what I want and make my own hours. I love freedom! I need flexible hours. Maybe work two jobs acording my schedule? I actually got layed off from a full time teaching job and now work as a subsitute teacher and love it! I don’t make much money, but I don’t have to work if I don’t want to. I have no boss to answer to, dont have to work that day if I dont want to either. I only make 80 dollars a day, but I love it. No more teacher meetings, no papers to grade, different student faces everyday, if i had a bad day i never have to go back to that school again, and no coaching after school sports. it’s a dream job. Now if I could find another flexible job to supplement my subsitute job.
Again, I will work very hard if it benefits me personally like working out at the gym or writing or doing something i love. But having to start a career and work for someone else give me knots. I love having a flexible lifestyle.
Money is something we all need but im miserable when I have to work hard for someone else in order to make money to survive. That is the part that sucks.
I thought of several careers for fun or easy jobs–but most are low paying–
Flight attendant, actor, writer, subsittute teacher, call center job sitting on your butt, working hotel service jobs. Im much older in my 40’s and im done with the career, home, get rich, have a family lifestyle. I just enjoy being single, free, money in the bank and making my own hours and having fun. That is the best life. Free of chains!
Anyone got ideas for a lazy guy who wants to make a lot of money sitting on my butt and working my own hours?