Affiliate Marketing Secrets

I use to have a gmail account for years, but recently closed my account. I was waiting for years for gmail to change labels to folders. Finally, I wanted to know what Google knows about design that no one else knows. So I looked at everything from countries that read right to left to Feng Shui. I needed to find the element that I was missing to this puzzle.
I sat at my desk and started to pretended to be a Google Software Engineer and I imagined at my desk two draws one had folders and one had labels. I mentally ran through every physical scenario I could come up with. In every scenario clearly humans would pick the draw with folders. Then I thought maybe these Google Software Engineers are so far off the chart intelligent that even in physical movement it’s secondary to them. Sitting there I imagined being so smart that I could get any file with a label in the draw using only my mind. What struck me as odd is that no matter what, I would want a base category. Because without a base category things would not make cognitive sense to a human. Then it dawned on me the user is the base category in gmail and they are databasing users, I closed my account.
I like many others users used one password for all my online accounts wanting to close the door on gmail I changed my email to yahoo and made my email password different than all my other online passwords. Because if my email password is the same as the rest of my online accounts then Google could access my other accounts without detection. 60 days after closing my gmail account I need to open my account to reset a utility password. But gmail NEVER reopens a gmail account after closing the account. Warning bells where going off at this point. As time goes on Google would attract fewer and fewer users and advertising revenue would be in a constant decline also as time goes on. Where is the benefit then? Not allowing an email name to ever be used again protects the database, because if another user opens a closed gmail account it destroys two database records.
Overview
Google maintains a database of search results forever.
Gmail never reopens closed gmail accounts.
Gmail uses labels not folders.
Database Labels
Label IP Addresses: Home IP, work IP and other IP access points.
Label IP Physical Location: Country, State, City
Label Function: Government Sector, Strategic Sector, Private Sector
Label Name: Your First Name, Your Last Name
Label Email Accounts: Emails coolname@gmail.com (Closed email account), not-so-cool-name@gmail.com (Re…‡ Intact)
Label Emails: Inbound and Outbound
Label Searches: Websites visited
The database server could categories one by gmail account, IP and Google searches. When you delete an email the database server does not, when you close you gmail account the database matches it with your new gmail account by IP. And all of you search results are matched by IP to your database profile. Even if you never open another gmail account the database can continue to database someone by their IP address.
Businesses doing research would not even benefit from such individualistic information, because they look at market sectors and/or target markets. Further, businesses would not want old data in their research results, because it would give a false positive. Who could possible benefit from this data? A foreign or domestic Intelligence Agency?
It does not seem in the best interest of the Nation to allow a business to maintain such records, the records could be sold or stolen by a foreign nation.
Movie: The Core
Taz ‘Rat’ Finch: How many languages do you speak? 
Dr. Conrad Zimsky: Five, actually. 
Taz ‘Rat’ Finch: Well, I speak one… One Zero One Zero Zero. With that I could steal your money, your secrets, your sexual fantasies, your whole life. Any country, any place, any time I want.

I use to have a gmail account for years, but recently closed my account. I was waiting for years for gmail to change labels to folders. Finally, I wanted to know what Google knows about design that no one else knows. So I looked at everything from countries that read right to left to Feng Shui. I needed to find the element that I was missing to this puzzle.
I sat at my desk and started to pretended to be a Google Software Engineer and I imagined at my desk two draws one had folders and one had labels. I mentally ran through every physical scenario I could come up with. In every scenario clearly humans would pick the draw with folders. Then I thought maybe these Google Software Engineers are so far off the chart intelligent that even in physical movement it’s secondary to them. Sitting there I imagined being so smart that I could get any file with a label in the draw using only my mind. What struck me as odd is that no matter what, I would want a base category. Because without a base category things would not make cognitive sense to a human. Then it dawned on me the user is the base category in gmail and they are databasing users, I closed my account.
I like many others users used one password for all my online accounts wanting to close the door on gmail I changed my email to yahoo and made my email password different than all my other online passwords. Because if my email password is the same as the rest of my online accounts then Google could access my other accounts without detection. 60 days after closing my gmail account I need to open my account to reset a utility password. But gmail NEVER reopens a gmail account after closing the account. Warning bells where going off at this point. As time goes on Google would attract fewer and fewer users and advertising revenue would be in a constant decline also as time goes on. Where is the benefit then? Not allowing an email name to ever be used again protects the database, because if another user opens a closed gmail account it destroys two database records.
Overview
Google maintains a database of search results forever.
Gmail never reopens closed gmail accounts.
Gmail uses labels not folders.
Database Labels
Label IP Addresses: Home IP, work IP and other IP access points.
Label IP Physical Location: Country, State, City
Label Function: Government Sector, Strategic Sector, Private Sector
Label Name: Your First Name, Your Last Name
Label Email Accounts: Emails coolname@gmail.com (Closed email account), not-so-cool-name@gmail.com (Re…‡ Intact)
Label Emails: Inbound and Outbound
Label Searches: Websites visited
The database server could categories one by gmail account, IP and Google searches. When you delete an email the database server does not, when you close you gmail account the database matches it with your new gmail account by IP. And all of you search results are matched by IP to your database profile. Even if you never open another gmail account the database can continue to database someone by their IP address.
Businesses doing research would not even benefit from such individualistic information, because they look at market sectors and/or target markets. Further, businesses would not want old data in their research results, because it would give a false positive. Who could possible benefit from this data? A foreign or domestic Intelligence Agency?
It does not seem in the best interest of the Nation to allow a business to maintain such records, the records could be sold or stolen by a foreign nation.
Movie: The Core
Taz ‘Rat’ Finch: How many languages do you speak? 
Dr. Conrad Zimsky: Five, actually. 
Taz ‘Rat’ Finch: Well, I speak one… One Zero One Zero Zero. With that I could steal your money, your secrets, your sexual fantasies, your whole life. Any country, any place, any time I want.

I use to have a gmail account for years, but recently closed my account. I was waiting for years for gmail to change labels to folders. Finally, I wanted to know what Google knows about design that no one else knows. So I looked at everything from countries that read right to left to Feng Shui. I needed to find the element that I was missing to this puzzle.
I sat at my desk and started to pretended to be a Google Software Engineer and I imagined at my desk two draws one had folders and one had labels. I mentally ran through every physical scenario I could come up with. In every scenario clearly humans would pick the draw with folders. Then I thought maybe these Google Software Engineers are so far off the chart intelligent that even in physical movement it’s secondary to them. Sitting there I imagined being so smart that I could get any file with a label in the draw using only my mind. What struck me as odd is that no matter what, I would want a base category. Because without a base category things would not make cognitive sense to a human. Then it dawned on me the user is the base category in gmail and they are databasing users, I closed my account.
I like many others users used one password for all my online accounts wanting to close the door on gmail I changed my email to yahoo and made my email password different than all my other online passwords. Because if my email password is the same as the rest of my online accounts then Google could access my other accounts without detection. 60 days after closing my gmail account I need to open my account to reset a utility password. But gmail NEVER reopens a gmail account after closing the account. Warning bells where going off at this point. As time goes on Google would attract fewer and fewer users and advertising revenue would be in a constant decline also as time goes on. Where is the benefit then? Not allowing an email name to ever be used again protects the database, because if another user opens a closed gmail account it destroys two database records.
Overview
Google maintains a database of search results forever.
Gmail never reopens closed gmail accounts.
Gmail uses labels not folders.
Database Labels
Label IP Addresses: Home IP, work IP and other IP access points.
Label IP Physical Location: Country, State, City
Label Function: Government Sector, Strategic Sector, Private Sector
Label Name: Your First Name, Your Last Name
Label Email Accounts: Emails coolname@gmail.com (Closed email account), not-so-cool-name@gmail.com (Re…‡ Intact)
Label Emails: Inbound and Outbound
Label Searches: Websites visited
The database server could categories one by gmail account, IP and Google searches. When you delete an email the database server does not, when you close you gmail account the database matches it with your new gmail account by IP. And all of you search results are matched by IP to your database profile. Even if you never open another gmail account the database can continue to database someone by their IP address.
Businesses doing research would not even benefit from such individualistic information, because they look at market sectors and/or target markets. Further, businesses would not want old data in their research results, because it would give a false positive. Who could possible benefit from this data? A foreign or domestic Intelligence Agency?
It does not seem in the best interest of the Nation to allow a business to maintain such records, the records could be sold or stolen by a foreign nation.
Movie: The Core
Taz ‘Rat’ Finch: How many languages do you speak? 
Dr. Conrad Zimsky: Five, actually. 
Taz ‘Rat’ Finch: Well, I speak one… One Zero One Zero Zero. With that I could steal your money, your secrets, your sexual fantasies, your whole life. Any country, any place, any time I want.

I use to have a gmail account for years, but recently closed my account. I was waiting for years for gmail to change labels to folders. Finally, I wanted to know what Google knows about design that no one else knows. So I looked at everything from countries that read right to left to Feng Shui. I needed to find the element that I was missing to this puzzle.
I sat at my desk and started to pretended to be a Google Software Engineer and I imagined at my desk two draws one had folders and one had labels. I mentally ran through every physical scenario I could come up with. In every scenario clearly humans would pick the draw with folders. Then I thought maybe these Google Software Engineers are so far off the chart intelligent that even in physical movement it’s secondary to them. Sitting there I imagined being so smart that I could get any file with a label in the draw using only my mind. What struck me as odd is that no matter what, I would want a base category. Because without a base category things would not make cognitive sense to a human. Then it dawned on me the user is the base category in gmail and they are databasing users, I closed my account.
I like many others users used one password for all my online accounts wanting to close the door on gmail I changed my email to yahoo and made my email password different than all my other online passwords. Because if my email password is the same as the rest of my online accounts then Google could access my other accounts without detection. 60 days after closing my gmail account I need to open my account to reset a utility password. But gmail NEVER reopens a gmail account after closing the account. Warning bells where going off at this point. As time goes on Google would attract fewer and fewer users and advertising revenue would be in a constant decline also as time goes on. Where is the benefit then? Not allowing an email name to ever be used again protects the database, because if another user opens a closed gmail account it destroys two database records.
Overview
Google maintains a database of search results forever.
Gmail never reopens closed gmail accounts.
Gmail uses labels not folders.
Database Labels
Label IP Addresses: Home IP, work IP and other IP access points.
Label IP Physical Location: Country, State, City
Label Function: Government Sector, Strategic Sector, Private Sector
Label Name: Your First Name, Your Last Name
Label Email Accounts: Emails coolname@gmail.com (Closed email account), not-so-cool-name@gmail.com (Re…‡ Intact)
Label Emails: Inbound and Outbound
Label Searches: Websites visited
The database server could categories one by gmail account, IP and Google searches. When you delete an email the database server does not, when you close you gmail account the database matches it with your new gmail account by IP. And all of you search results are matched by IP to your database profile. Even if you never open another gmail account the database can continue to database someone by their IP address.
Businesses doing research would not even benefit from such individualistic information, because they look at market sectors and/or target markets. Further, businesses would not want old data in their research results, because it would give a false positive. Who could possible benefit from this data? A foreign or domestic Intelligence Agency?
It does not seem in the best interest of the Nation to allow a business to maintain such records, the records could be sold or stolen by a foreign nation.
Movie: The Core
Taz ‘Rat’ Finch: How many languages do you speak? 
Dr. Conrad Zimsky: Five, actually. 
Taz ‘Rat’ Finch: Well, I speak one… One Zero One Zero Zero. With that I could steal your money, your secrets, your sexual fantasies, your whole life. Any country, any place, any time I want.

My coworker, who I have to sit next to all day long everyday, can be very annoying.
For one thing, she doesn’t want to be here. She hates this job and makes no secret of it. Even our supervisor, the head of HR knows she has been looking for another job for over a year.
She tells interns, new hires, current employees and even applicants–anyone who will listen–what a “horrible” company this is.
She makes snarky comments all day long like, “what do these people get out of interning here?” even though it’s actually a really good company and would be a great opportunity for any marketing student.
All she does all day long is complain and fill out applications for other jobs online.
In spite of all this, she still wanted to be flown across the country and put up in a hotel to represent the company at a convention in Las Vegas and was FURIOUS when she was not awarded the opportunity to go. She feels like the company owes her something.
Just today, she complained to IT that her computer was slow. So they brought her a new one. My computer is slow too, but they don’t have any more…so they gave the only one they had to her. But she is still not happy, because, “the screen is so small, and my vision is not the greatest…” and she’s really mad because the IT guy wouldn’t illegally connect her NEW laptop to her gmail account (it is blocked due to company policy,) like another IT guy did for her with her old laptop.
She refuses to do any bit of extra work around the office, so any time extra work is needed, our supervisors know to have ME do it, not her. But then when there’s an opportunity for overtime, it is OFFERED to her as a courtesy, since extra money is involved.
She also eats hard boiled eggs every morning–about 3 of them. Which stink. That’s annoying but any time someone walks by and mentioned the smell, she’s in denila that it’s coming from her eggs.
And to top it off, she views me as her competitor so she takes any opportunity to make slightly bitchy comments when others are around to assert dominance and show off.
Any coping strategies? I want to keep the peace…

My coworker, who I have to sit next to all day long everyday, can be very annoying.
For one thing, she doesn’t want to be here. She hates this job and makes no secret of it. Even our supervisor, the head of HR knows she has been looking for another job for over a year.
She tells interns, new hires, current employees and even applicants–anyone who will listen–what a “horrible” company this is.
She makes snarky comments all day long like, “what do these people get out of interning here?” even though it’s actually a really good company and would be a great opportunity for any marketing student.
All she does all day long is complain and fill out applications for other jobs online.
In spite of all this, she still wanted to be flown across the country and put up in a hotel to represent the company at a convention in Las Vegas and was FURIOUS when she was not awarded the opportunity to go. She feels like the company owes her something.
Just today, she complained to IT that her computer was slow. So they brought her a new one. My computer is slow too, but they don’t have any more…so they gave the only one they had to her. But she is still not happy, because, “the screen is so small, and my vision is not the greatest…” and she’s really mad because the IT guy wouldn’t illegally connect her NEW laptop to her gmail account (it is blocked due to company policy,) like another IT guy did for her with her old laptop.
She refuses to do any bit of extra work around the office, so any time extra work is needed, our supervisors know to have ME do it, not her. But then when there’s an opportunity for overtime, it is OFFERED to her as a courtesy, since extra money is involved.
She also eats hard boiled eggs every morning–about 3 of them. Which stink. That’s annoying but any time someone walks by and mentioned the smell, she’s in denila that it’s coming from her eggs.
And to top it off, she views me as her competitor so she takes any opportunity to make slightly bitchy comments when others are around to assert dominance and show off.
Any coping strategies? I want to keep the peace…