Affiliate Marketing Secrets

so i havent read quran for a while and life being kinda stressful i picked it up and read surah muminoon and nur. as i was reading verse 35 i pondered on the beautiful imagery in the verse.
“Allah is the Light of the heavens and the earth. The Parable of His Light is as if there were a Niche and within it a Lamp: the Lamp enclosed in Glass: the glass as it were a brilliant star: Lit from a blessed Tree, an Olive, neither of the east nor of the west, whose oil is well-nigh luminous, though fire scarce touched it: Light upon Light! Allah doth guide whom He will to His Light: Allah doth set forth Parables for men: and Allah doth know all things.”(24:35)

A friend and I once debated the merits of opening a specialist wool shop, which sells hand-knitted clothing and balls of wool – the twist being is that the shop is aimed at adults. The items of clothing would be revealing and quite sexualised – hence the shop name, ‘Sexu-Wool™’ – and there would by quite artistic displays of erotic imagery made, Art Attack style, from wool collages on the walls and ceiling. The shop would be dimly lit in a red afterglow, and the shop staff would sport these skimpy woolen outfits.
I think, as a niche business, it would take off like a rocket. What do you think?
Failing that, I plan on opening another clothing shop, where Muslims can get robes, outfits and accessories on the go, served quickly and efficiently – Burqa King™.
Am I Dragon’s Den material or what?