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I was wondering where I would find the exact type of syrup they use at Denny’s for their cherry coke?
Ive asked employees but I can never get a straight answer, almost like its a secret.
Ive also purchased Toranni cherry flavoring @ my local world market but that didnt come close.
Googled it, (i dont think they are mixing koolaid and sugar) etc.. But still nothing.
Help?

I was wondering where I would find the exact type of syrup they use at Denny’s for their cherry coke?
Ive asked employees but I can never get a straight answer, almost like its a secret.
Ive also purchased Toranni cherry flavoring @ my local world market but that didnt come close.
Googled it, (i dont think they are mixing koolaid and sugar) etc.. But still nothing.
Help?