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far worse than any prostitute. an adulterous hunter of the precious life, a liar and deceiver beyond measure, a vicious meat-eater with scarlet claws and severe psychic illness. she feasts on steak, sausage and the blood of the holy one…
I would talk and practically say the greatest things imaginable night after night. she would stare into my eyes with black holes bigger than a hyena’s. when I talked about stocks and money, her head would pop up and eyes would light up like a lion just made a kill. she expected me to get the world for her, but before I had time to finish one semester of school, she had put out for every treacherous nerd that stepped up behind my back and re-engaged her ex-fiance. she did share her chinese food with me which is very unusual for the hyena queen, but that is likely to be denied…
‘yeah right”he was not saying the greatest things imaginable”she didnt even like him”she liked me”its too bad they couldnt have a relationship because of the stupid virgin”they wouldve been a good couple”he invited her over to his house once”we wouldve been the ones having sex”if she didnt like him, then they wouldnt have had sex”she wouldnt have had sex with him if she didnt like him”everybody agrees that she and (the devil) wouldve made the better couple”he doesnt need a dimer”(the devil) was ready for her’
when I go to write the tormenting public perceptions, I have to recall them, sometimes fabricating some, sometimes forgetting the worst ones but they are true. I have pages upon pages of onlooker perceptions in quotation marks. after I die, it will be the only evidence of how tormenting my life was.
when I went to the mental hospital, they berated me, protected the secret of the abominations, and poisoned me. I didnt know what false testimony had been given and my suspicions were never confirmed. all I knew was the truth which was that she was my “queen” and not because I am delusional but because I am the king.
we had hung out every night for months. ‘she was hanging out with her brother’ I didnt think that she was having sex with anyone at the time. she suddenly re-engaged her ex-fiance but would still lead me on on several occasions thereafter. I thought it was just her, I and a rock. I remember one of her facets sitting on the hood of the car when I mentioned something about the stock market and she started saying my name over and over again. one night very close to the disintegration of my relationships when she was saying my name over and over again, I said, “what about (my friend),” and she said, “maybe if he talked more” -that removed a tiny not even suspicious inclination. of course, I couldnt have had the realization at that time or I never wouldve become teased to a sickness youll never imagine.
the reason why I had no suspicion after the devil told me he had a one-night stand is because of 1) how much she seemingly liked me (she was my “queen”) 2) I didnt know how he wouldve got her 3) they were so deceitful (they “never even talked”) 4) I was hanging out with her every night and the devil would rarely pop over and apparently do nothing but get a look at what he wanted to have sex with. he cant even talk to her, she was always my “queen” but he would apparently and inconceivably send her an email for sex after we would leave
it started by making a VAGUE FAR-FETCHED IMPOSSIBLE WORST-CASE-SCENARIO SUSPICION. then, I was insulted and thrown into jail by the devil for ten days. I have been teased to the fullest extent of the world and tormented to the fullest extent of the imagination and I will be afflicted straight to my early grave and humiliated beyond it.
perceptions gained by the public easily fall in favor of the abominations, worst-case scenario, nightmare come true. they have twisted the truth like no one can believe or even fathom. their lies and deceit were to justify their actions, or his actions, rather. he had went after and got my “queen” before I saw her again because I didnt step up. her lies and deceit are to avoid embarrassment with the public and reduce strain on whatever intimate relationships she may have. my humiliation results from the slander that occurs due to the abomination’s lies and deceit, the only misleading evidence that exists, and logical reason and the assumptions formed by the onlookers. cup full of abominations
proverbs 5. she and they are the manifestation of spiritual forces. “do not go nigh the door of her house. [she would say my name over and over again]. her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as two-edged sword. her feet go down to death, her steps take hole on hell” and I suffer unprecedented affliction and will be suffering unto an early grave, amen

It was a story about a man who arrived in a kingdom where everyone that work in the street, in the market and even in their houses were all male because all the women, young and old, were in the castle where a Queen and her daughter lives. The women went home only every Sunday to see their family.
The man will meet the King who lives in a quite big house outside the palace.
The set up of the kingdom puzzled the man so he tried to investigate. Then he found a woman that make him fall in love.
Still curious about what’s happening in the kingdom, he found out about the king’s secret mission to turn everything back to normal.
Okay, I don’t want to spoil the whole story. Let me know if you got something from the short information I wrote.
It’s a fictional love story involving the man, the woman whom the man fall in love and the (cursed) princess.

I am writing a “classical” romance story between a Prince and a peasant girl. The Prince is the son and heir to the throne of King Damien and Queen Alexia. One day the Prince, age 16 and in his rebellious phase, sneaks away from the castle because he’s bored and decides to go into town because he has never seen the market place before.
A few miles away, on a farm, lives Kylin with her mother, they are somewhat very poor but love the fact that it doesn’t matter to them. Kylin is a fun loving smart girl that is sort of rebellious and goes against somewhat with what her mother tells her to do. Since her mother was giving nursing Kylin when she fell il, she doesn’t know what the Prince looks like or even knows his name because her mother wasn’t there to give her blessing. As Kylin goes down to the market place she accidental bumps into the Prince and they exchange a conversation and become best friends. They meet up a few days later at her house and that evening the guards come and take the Prince away.
Daimen is not happy about his son falling in love with a peasent girl and says that his son is forbidden to speak or see Kylin ever again. But the Prince ignores this and they meet in secret. Now the young lovers must overcome the obstilcies they face if they truly want to be in love despite what class they are in, and the King as well.
That is pretty much the summary of the book! so what do u think? all suggestions are good. 😀

I am writing a “classical” romance story between a Prince and a peasant girl. The Prince is the son and heir to the throne of King Damien and Queen Alexia. One day the Prince, age 16 and in his rebellious phase, sneaks away from the castle because he’s bored and decides to go into town because he has never seen the market place before.
A few miles away, on a farm, lives Kylin with her mother, they are somewhat very poor but love the fact that it doesn’t matter to them. Kylin is a fun loving smart girl that is sort of rebellious and goes against somewhat with what her mother tells her to do. Since her mother was giving nursing Kylin when she fell il, she doesn’t know what the Prince looks like or even knows his name because her mother wasn’t there to give her blessing. As Kylin goes down to the market place she accidental bumps into the Prince and they exchange a conversation and become best friends. They meet up a few days later at her house and that evening the guards come and take the Prince away.
Daimen is not happy about his son falling in love with a peasent girl and says that his son is forbidden to speak or see Kylin ever again. But the Prince ignores this and they meet in secret. Now the young lovers must overcome the obstilcies they face if they truly want to be in love despite what class they are in, and the King as well.
That is pretty much the summary of the book! so what do u think? all suggestions are good. 😀

Your question makes no literal sense; but I will say that the idea that Erik Meow and his gang of French immersion retards who can’t speak French because they went around for hours blurting joke French instead of reading quality French literature (SPEAK FRENCH!!!); the idea that Erik Meow would get his grotesque freckle cack up my anus in due time on behalf of these white trash heavy duty fornicator hell bound… I’d like to line up the entire Sunshine Coast and smack roud after round to Judenrein starting with Erik Meow then the white trash vermin Jews, then the dumb *** white trash proper who are too stupid to realize the Jews are just as evil as Saddam Hussein just nicer to look at. Erik once you give up the ghost you’ll find yourself in HADES; and the toothpick leg Charlotte will be your only peace of *** (that’s meant as a satire joke): and your guys’ ‘pretend pot’ in grade 7 (twice) had quite the placebo effect the first time, and the second time was very confusing; remember I did not do anything against you, this is your white trash psychology here; I actually hope the two of you find a way to both die of AIDS which is something I would never ever say to Bin Ladin; that’s the disease that means you’re susceptible to catching any-all disease out there including a hard on for Charlotte’s delicious t-its which is the only sexy thing about her her face makes me want to puke, that Fhaggot Petruscu was stupid enough to loose his virginity to her I hate that bythch and I happen to be a MAfia affiliate so it’s almost dangerous; Rita I’d make love to anytime=high queen; Petrescu’s so stupid he finds that red haired fluffy tail concubine Turnbull more attractive then my ‘partner’ Heidi (Red Rose to Eva Baby (Hitler lives!))… that’s like saying that Hooper creep is a more talented artist then Travis Ballon; tell Petrescu Punk Rock doesn’t make sense No Means No Bad Religion I don’t even have time to check out on YouTube because I know the stupid 1-5 formula it only worked for Kurt. And I AM the Greatest imrove gutarist on the planet it’s not even close in a sense I have 90% perfect pitch, through 14 years of none stop meditation of an A note: As a result my i.q. is around 190 I think, I don’t play guitar now I’m too lazy to always buy strings I fuq the piano all over if you heard me you’d get scared I’m not normal a freak Diether was bang on. I don’t have time to record I hate people I hate dealing with people they’re all either fornicators (perverts), vaggots, Judaists (perverts) or ahs fuuker ‘slims; so unless you get real lucky you won’t get a chance to see me make Clapton look so bad he’d throw himself of a hi-rise like his stupid kid (I don’t mean that): I’m the opposite of Wilderness Crew, Brett and his vaggot ‘coolness associates’ should be shot for putting their garbage on Youtube — it’s scary! A disgrace to Norway that two inch clown (funny thing is I think his penis is larger then mine — limp I’m saying, I wonder if he can wear a jimmy, I can; there’s something called penis athleticism (limp to hard ratio) which largely dictates sex drive and if you can get it up for your dame, Skelcher and Devlin are at the weakest end of that funny situation, men like that can’t play pro sports either (on the Q.T.)) Amberg’s a fairy I hate him I hate his stupid family I hate his stupid mother like she knows how to teach any kid anything except that they’re sub-human which she wants to implore on the school system (talk to homeboy Cliff bytch) I hate his dad he’s a vaggot — I love doctor Berger and Mattieu: Have you ever seen a little boy that looked that good? I should be shot for not recording; actually there’s one recording of me out there somewhere a lpo from my Safeway corporation made it these guys were going ape shyt: I slaughter Jimi in pure endles psycho endless lead output but Jimi who born with perfect pitch slaughters me at putting songs together: but he has a different more conventional lead style to that also slays and he’s psycho fast: And I can’t fucing write or learn a song period; the only people faster then me are like Vai and Malmsteen and I achieve their speed sometimes, but what I have to say is an, haunting and strikes the heart to the core, but I don’t have time to record and I’m rich and hate dealing with you, so that’s that. Smyder is sexy but she’s an idiot “my husband doesn’t make much money” You’re right bytch my boss Steve Burd makes 200,000,000 million dollars per annum plus so I guess that’s what she was getting at; she’s sexy and an idiot so therefore is a Concubine as opposed to a base or high queen (base is really rare), I get the impression that her doctor husband is cool but all their daughters are ugly idiots totally, but maybe the son is cool, I’m n

*BONUS*: What political party was he affiliated to?
This is going to be a GREAT History test question in the future!
~Queen Nancy Pelosi