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Perfectionaleator
Diamode
Nermrecure
Bastaphatulate
Trapture
Thrombesseque
Helledengated
Yoweerevolverist
OK I have to do that last one as I am affiliated:
Yoweerevolverist:
member of a culture which emerged in the latter days before the end of the Earth on either May 21st 2011 or December 21,2012, which was based on Southwestern USA cowgirl lore, a love for and determination to keep rights to bear arms as needed to equalize, and a specific type of intercommunication unknown to outsiders that evolved from empathy and sensory uninhibiting mind-to-mind intercourse. Said to be the major catalyst in the event many called ‘the other rapture’ which saved many lives by distracting hairbrainwashed believers from the Rapture Which was a Cyanide Koolaid Suicide plot by the tyrant and dictator, Peewee Herman, and his accomplice, Barney.

I could understand going to Hell if I were a sinning Christian, but I’ve got nothing to do with, and no desire to be affiliated with religion. I’m thirteen years old and a good person. Would Muslims, for example, go to hell in the rapture, or would the go to the Islamic equivalent of Heaven? I just don’t feel that it’s right to send someone like me to Hell when I’m not of that faith.