Affiliate Marketing Secrets

Here’s what I’m after:
An out-of-the-box web application that would allow me to create a set of questions that points a potential buyer to the product(s) they’re looking for?
If there isn’t such a beast, I’d also be into the following:
An application that displays a table which can be sorted and filtered on-the-fly to the users’ preferences.
Here’s my scope:
I have a website for niche enthusiasts, and I want to help my visitors, who are new to the niche, find products that are best suited for them (trying to make an interactive first-time gun buyers guide). The list of products is roughly 200, and will easily grow to 500, spanning over 20 different product feature characteristics (currently 20 columns in an Excel spreadsheet).
If there’s something out-of-the-box that meets what I’m after, I’d be happy to pay for it, but free is always nice. I have very limited programming experience, but if there’s an open source application that I could tweak, I’d be willing to grab a book, and figure it out.
Note: If you have an application in mind, but it’s a plugin/extension exclusive to a specific CMS, please let me know. I’m currently building the site on WordPress, but I’m flexible if it fits what I’m after.
Sorry ahead of time for the broad, abstract question; it’s one of those things I don’t quite know how to Google (I mean Yahoo) for. Thanks in advance.

Okay so im learning about niche right now. And i have to answer these questions. I can research any organism, my teacher gave me a set of questions.
And i don’t understand 1 of them.
I am researching a penguin.
“What service does it provide for other organisms nearby?”
Thanks! 🙂

You ever been in a situation where ; people that you want nothing to do with,keep trying to affiliate with you?
how would you deal with that ? i know it probably sounds unusual, but a situation where your not interested in knowing or having anything to do with a set of people….but they keep trying to involve themselves in your life or associate your name with them ?..affiliate with you, connect your identity to theirs ?
i encountered this mainy years ago with some irish people… im non irish, also some british people….im non british, some african americans online…..im non african american .
i kept making it plain and simple that i wanted nothing to do with them…meaning; at all.
but i kept finding out through word of mouth they would talk about me and keep trying to associate my name with theirs ? connecting me to them?……….when their is no connection and never will be.
plus..if i get aggressive with them, that will just further involve me with them..and i dont want THAT.
if anyone has dealt with this, how did you deal with it.

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I have made a Bonus package that people get when they buy through my affiliate link. My question is how do i Set it up where they get the bonus package once they click on my link and buy.

I have wood slat horizontal window blinds in my living room, and would like to remove them to paint, but I can’t figure out how to do that. The box at the top (where the blinds hang from) fits inside the window niche. I don’t see any screws or anything like that to remove the entire set of blinds. Please help. Thanks.