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…become a registered Republican too?
Maybe because of some of my politically liberal thoughts my beloved and anyone would assume I’m a Democrat. Well, that’s loads of BS. A few years ago I decided that I didn’t want to be a Democrat or a Republican. I have very mixed views and if you don’t believe me, ask my Pol Sci teachers (undeclared Pol Sci minor here), they know me for that. I only have 2 things dang clear: I’m 105% pro-life and totally pro-gay.. and believe in gun control
Anyways, 10 minutes ago I suddenly started to feel it’s time for me to become affiliated with a party and I think the Republican party is the right party for me. I’ll still be pro-life while liking gays, and disliking-ish guns.
I can always stay neutral to everything else, right? And I won’t watch Glenn Beck’s show BTW, but I’ll be a good Republican. After all, the Republican party is the original anti-slavery party and that’s a good and sweet thing, plus Reagan was awesome.
Tim, baby, now that I will be a Republican too, will you finally love me? Were your assumptions on my political philosophies what were stopping you from loving me back?
♥(((((((((((((Tim))))))))))))♥