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One, giant, festering hole in the theory of gravity is that physicists can’t explain *why* large masses attract smaller masses. They can explain how, but this little piece of missing knowledge is worse than the pffft, “theory” of evolution.
I mean, we all know it’s a fact that allelic frequencies vary in a population over time, and that those alleles which contribute to a species survival in it’s niche increase over time. We also know that the “theory” of evolution explains these observed facts. BUT, no one can explain *why* gravity works the way it does.
Take that gravitationists! It looks like the hundreds of thousands of biologists all over the world are on to something, while you’re just peddling what amounts to scientific smut. STOP teaching the lie of gravity in our schools!
Now, if you’ll excuse me I need to go slap my chest, try to bite my ear, and stick square pegs into round holes.
HERPA-MOTHER-F*CKING-DERP-DERP.

One, giant, festering hole in the theory of gravity is that physicists can’t explain *why* large masses attract smaller masses. They can explain how, but this little piece of missing knowledge is worse than the pffft, “theory” of evolution.
I mean, we all know it’s a fact that allelic frequencies vary in a population over time, and that those alleles which contribute to a species survival in it’s niche increase over time. We also know that the “theory” of evolution explains these observed facts. BUT, no one can explain *why* gravity works the way it does.
Take that gravitationists! It looks like the hundreds of thousands of biologists all over the world are on to something, while you’re just peddling what amounts to scientific smut. STOP teaching the lie of gravity in our schools!
Now, if you’ll excuse me I need to go slap my chest, try to bite my ear, and stick square pegs into round holes.
HERPA-MOTHER-F*CKING-DERP-DERP.

My idea for a niche is in the point of a teen writer. It covers all aspects of writing (types of writing, publishing, etc) as well as tips for writing well. It also covers book reviews and interviews of YA authors who were published as teens. My idea covers the aspects of being a teen and coping with writing and high school at the same time. The main niche over all is being a teen writer.
And, of course, other teen writers are my targeted audience.
Is it okay or is too general? Should I narrow it down?
Thanks in advance!

I was gonna by ten grand worth of my company stock when it was down to a dollar from it’s usual fifteen or twenty dollars a couple years ago when the stock market was down, and at the last second changed my mind, and then a year and a half later it boomed from a dollar not just back to fifteen or twenty, but to fifty five dollars a share! If I’d put the ten thousand, or even five thousand in I’d be rich, and now I’m kicking myself silly.
but I also realized that our company could have easily declaredbankruptcyy like so many others and I’d have lost all my money, but still it is painful.
Do stock brokers go through this all the time? “Oh man, woulda shoulda coulda” every time a stock goes through the roof but they didn’t buy any.
It’s different for me though, because the ten thousand I wanted to invest anyway, just wasn’t sure where to invest it at the time, and it was my own company stock, and my friends told me to buy it, but for some reason I changed my mind, and my money just sat in my checking account when it could have made me rich.
I feel really bad, since that money would solve everything for me right now in my life, and I was so close. I tried to tell myself that this happens all the time in the stock market, and there’s no way of really knowing what’s gonna happen, but it’s still painful.
Anybody know any secrets to help get me over the guilt?

I’m very frustrated. My Adsense account along with $20 income has been cancelled by Google as i had an ad on a page with a clickbank affiliate ad. On another site my Adbrite has been cancelled due to page time out.
I don’t know how to make a go of trying to monetize my sites when at every turn you get shut down by a faceless company who have essentially had free advertising space.
There is a mass of information and success stories, but I’m really confused as all he’ll because it seems impossible to make a go of monetizing my two sites.
Can anyone give me any advice, experience stories etc, i would be so appreciative.
Regards CL

I’m taking my family to Italy next Fall, because I recently found out that I have Italian heritage (mostly from southern Italy and Sicily), and some Spanish heritage, but that’s besides the point. I wasn’t planning on coming back to America for some time. My question I guess would be this: where is a nice place to live in Italy or Sicily? People who live there, or have been there, if you could answer this it would be greatly appreciated.
P.S. No “gang” affiliated places, drugs. I don’t want that for my family. Thank you.