Affiliate Marketing Secrets

I just had a terrible experience with a company who laid down vinyl flooring. I asked that they come and tear up the floor and refund my money. They have honored this request, but are making me sign the below waiver. They tell me that me signing this waiver removes my right to post about my experiences with their company on any review website. Could any of you read this and tell me what provision of this waiver unambiguously states that I am not allowed to publicly share my negative experiences with this company in a public forum? Remember, it cannot be considered ambiguous. Thanks.
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I, [my name], hereby acknowledge receipt of the following consideration [dollar amount] in settlement of any and all claims or complaints I have or may have in the future against [company name] Company in regards to the installation issues of the vinyl at [my address].
Together with, and on behalf of, my respective heirs, beneficiaries, fiduciaries, assigns and successors, I hereby RELEASE, ACQUIT AND FOREVER DISCHARGE [company name] Company, together with its subsidiaries, affiliates, employees, agents, attorneys, insurers, successors and/or assigns, from any and all liabilities, manners of action, causes of action, claims and/or demands, both know and unknown, whatsoever, in law or in equity, which have resulted or may result in the future from any alleged nuisance, personal injury, property damage, negligence, breach of contract, tort, violation of local, state or federal law, and/or any other act or omission related to [company name]’s sale of flooring products and/or services described above.
I further declare that I shall keep the terms and conditions of this agreement and all discussions reflecting or relating to it strictly confidential.
I further declare that I have read and reviewed this Release of Claims and fully understand its terms. I expressly understand that by signing this document, I forever give up any and all rights I have, may have had, or may have in the future, to bring any type of legal action against [company name] relating in any way to sale of flooring products and/or service described above, including without limitation any claim based on alleged defects in the product, negligence in installation or other service of such product, or injury to myself, my family, or my property. I further acknowledge that I have entered into this Release of Claims freely and voluntarily, and with intent to be bound thereby.
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I know for some of you this might be a silly question, but my parents have different thought processes then me. I have an interview with a venture capital firm on Wall Street coming up and am excited about it. My parents on the other hand think I should go on to future education which I have been offered a full tuition waiver through my professor. Granite this school is not where I really want to go anyways. My professor has a lot of friends at more prestigious schools though and said to me, do you want to go to this school; I can talk to my friends there for you. One is an IVY school and the other is a close to IVY school. The thing is, this degree is not an MBA, but would give me more knowledge on the venture capital industry I am interested in. If I went to one of these schools I could potentially get into one of the IVY business schools. Or I could say these educational opportunities are of no interest to me, and I can try and make my bones at this job if I so happen to am lucky enough to get accepted after the interview. The interview will go well if they ask mostly questions about my scientific background and work experience related to their investment niches.

I know for some of you this might be a silly question, but my parents have different thought processes then me. I have an interview with a venture capital firm on Wall Street coming up and am excited about it. My parents on the other hand think I should go on to future education which I have been offered a full tuition waiver through my professor. Granite this school is not where I really want to go anyways. My professor has a lot of friends at more prestigious schools though and said to me, do you want to go to this school; I can talk to my friends there for you. One is an IVY school and the other is a close to IVY school. The thing is, this degree is not an MBA, but would give me more knowledge on the venture capital industry I am interested in. If I went to one of these schools I could potentially get into one of the IVY business schools. Or I could say these educational opportunities are of no interest to me, and I can try and make my bones at this job if I so happen to am lucky enough to get accepted after the interview. The interview will go well if they ask mostly questions about my scientific background and work experience related to their investment niches.