Two elderly men were talkin about their sex
lives.One told the other,”I had sex with a 30
year old three times last night.”
The friend said,”Wow.You must be usin
the Viagra.”
“No,”the man said.”I know a little secret:
Wheat bread.Eat lots of it and you can have
sex for hours.”
So the second man ran to the nearest super
market and grabbed six loaves of wheat bread.
At the checkout counter the cashier said,
“That’s a lot of bread.It will probably get hard
before you’re done eatin it all.”
“Well,I’ll be damned,”the man said.”Does
everybody know about this but me?”
If you didn’t get it,read it again.LOL
It’s okay, but I prefer white.
……
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy and his owner beats him.
Lol, good one, but I’ll stick to white bread,….!!
LOL ~ So that is what is missing ~ thanks I’m off to the supermarket now lol 🙂
yes lol
Hi Brandon,
Hehehe..That is a good one..Really a dumb guy..Big Star..I like wheat and white bread..Which ever one is the freshest i buy..
Your Friend,
poppy1
Was He a Blonde? Lol