Hello! I’ve been thinking about moving to Sweden, and have a couple of questions about the lifestyle.
Currently I’m living in the US, enrolled in high school, and wanting to learn Swedish. Here are my questions:
1) Does Sweden have a credit score system?
2) Are marketing/advertising/design jobs hard to get?
(I’m still in high school, but wish to pursue a major in these areas)
3) Also, do I need a couple of years’ experience before I can get that job (in question 2)? What are some good things to add on a resume?
4) Is it a burden/annoyance for businesses to get a work permit for someone they just hired that isn’t from Sweden? (For those of you who have moved… is it hard moving there?)
5) Will businesses be inclined to hire me if I know Swedish? (Also, will my ‘perspective’ help businesses who want to reach out to the US?)
6) Are there some international banks? (That are affiliated/shared with US banks)
Thank you very much for your answers and time! Sorry if my questions are a little awkward. 🙂
1) No Sweden is full of uneducated sacks of **** that only use a system of who has the biggest penis, and money is completely irrelevant, that is why a walrus is president and women are only fodder for rape and whatnot.
2) Well… yes mostly, except for advertising in the porno business. (see answer one above for reasons why)
3) Yeah always need some experience, i bet some big fat daddy at your local church or grocery store will sex you up real good making your butthole a professional, for the Swedish rape-career scene.
4) Moving is always totally gay, the burdens are so heavy my son committed suicide and blamed facebook for it, because Sweden ain’t for ***** ******.
5) Nah bro, they mainly hire people that they know keep business in the family and what not, maybe you can let the boss man’s sister herp your derp and then see whats for dinnah. Knowing a language helps, but i would suggest walking in speaking English showing the boss you don’t put up with his bullshit, and you are the new master of the business.
(see any book by trump if you don’t believe that.)
6) Yeah pretty much all of them with online banking, except for in Mexico, because they are hella poor.