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Do You Know Why Wafb Ch.9 (cbs Affiliate) Is Louisiana’s News Channel?

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  1. Coolazme says:

    Ok, i’ll clue yah in on a few secrets… WAFB stands for walter’s ability to flay brains. They slowly destroy your brain with corrupt news and lies, but then cut off all other news sources from Louisiana, thus keeping the population dumbed down. but then once everyBody is so mentally smashed from all the brainwashing, Walter sends in his secret forces called “Katrina operatives”. I was one of these guys, and they sneak into your house and harvest your brain in your sleep, effectively killing you in the process. Now, why would this “Walter” guy want to harvest these brains? Well, he grinds them up and adds artificial flavoring to them. He then crystalizes them and calls it “koolaid”… So i would watch out if I were you. Walter wants to take your brain for his koolaid monstrosity. The only way to save louisiana is to beat Walter, aka Brett Favre (he wants revenge on the saints), at a game of chess. After doing so, you need to knock him out and take the computer chip in his right shirt pocket. Once you do that, drive out to Kansas and give it to a guy who calls himself “brown cow”. He will then throw it into the pit of amazingness which lies in the middle of his wheat field. Good luck.

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