Affiliate Marketing Secrets

If so, can I do this for free? I am an affiliate and would like to place a banner on my facebook profile or wall.

Bob Channin, the NEA’s top lawyer said in his retirement speech:
“Despite what some among us would like to believe it is not because of our creative ideas. It is not because of the merit of our positions. It is not because we care about children and it is not because we have a vision of a great public school for every child. NEA and its affiliates are effective advocates because we have power.”
“And we have power because there are more than 3.2 million people who are willing to pay us hundreds of millions of dollars in dues each year, because they believe that we are the unions that can most effectively represent them, the unions that can protect their rights and advance their interests as education employees.”
“This is not to say that the concern of NEA and its affiliates with closing achievement gaps, reducing dropout rates, improving teacher quality and the like are unimportant or inappropriate. To the contrary. These are the goals that guide the work we do. But they need not and must not be achieved at the expense of due process, employee rights and collective bargaining. That simply is too high a price to pay.”

A. Random changes occur in the genes or chromosomes of an orgnism.
B. Organisms move from one location to another without returning.
C. Organisms are separated from members of their species by rivers or mountains.
D. A species changes to fill many niches in an area.

Since the bible is a fictional book, I have to say it really does has good things to say, but it has allot bad things that make me feel so proud to be an atheist. The Islam’s hell is more civilize than this do you seriously think I or someone else who is a atheist or affiliated with another religion deserve something so barbaric?

Okay, so everyone always told me that college would be the best 4 years of my life.. i’m more than halfway through my sophomore year, and so far they have been the worst years by far.
My first year i started off at a top university in california, and was really excited to go. Once i got there, i realized how big it was and how lost i felt, and i tried to make friends and find a niche, but still found myself with nobody to hang out with on the weekends… I have always been very academically driven, so i did spend a lot of time doing homework, but so did everyone at this place.
Anyways, I would cry myself to sleep most nights, and really hated the school. I was having an awful time, and decided that i should transfer, in the hopes of creating a fresh start. I transferred to a top liberal arts college on the east coast, and am now having an even worse time. I tried much harder this time to make friends and seek connections and join clubs and groups, and I feel so much worse here than at my old school. I cry myself to sleep quite often, and have had 2 therapists tell me that i’m clinically depressed (and i promise, i was happy as a clam in high school, so this is a new thing.) Also, during november and december of this year, i contemplated suicide multiple times a day, and came somewhat close to carrying it out a number of times.
Needless to say, I’m not having the best years of my life. I can’t drop out of college, because A.) my parents would never allow it, B.) I would never let myself live it down, and C.) I have nothing else to do. I also have no idea what i want to major in, and have lost interest in what i thought i was going to major in (so now i have no way to feasibly fit in any other major before i’m supposed to graduate.)
What should i do? I’m miserable on so many levels.

Okay so here’s the situation…
I am an american citizen born in Beirut Lebanon, I saved up enough cash to buy a store, decorate it to look like a Victoria’s secret store excellent lighting, the same drawer system as Victoria’s secret, got the VS merchandise only issue I have…. well….
the store is in Beirut Lebanon, smack in the middle of Islam wonderland… where showing an advertisement of a model showing any kind of skin would result in that poster getting sprayed black by (sex deprived loons)
I did my research, VS products are in high demand by the women here, I can get VS products from the states on a regular basis , the rules are as follows I am unable to show any sexually provocative imagery to the outside (Basically think of it as a XXX shop in the states) with an all black entrance and just the recognized big XXX on the front door…
Obviously i spent a bit of cash on the decor of the store and the way the store runs to have it blocked out from public and being unable to advertise what I’m selling….
the good side to this whole thing…. I can show anything i like on the inside i just need to get the customers to go in…. once they are in… I got the trained commission hungry sales reps waiting and the exotic erotic video’s playing on flat screen displays showing models prancing around wearing what i’m selling to keep em entertained and intrigued and locked in the store for the longest amount of time to allow for impulse buys…..
to make this happen I had to design the front of the store as follows … an all glass front door on side the other side is blocked by a shiny black display preventing people from seeing in….
now…. being that it’s in lebanon I have the following benefits… no copyright laws, no subliminal advertising laws, basically no laws… lol I can do anything with this huge bulletin board thats the front of my store…. as long as it does not display any images of half naked women….
I was thinking of something to do with negative command’s…. with the words (Victoria’s Secret) in the font and color used on their logo in the middle of a paragraph in smaller font with different color something along the lines of “A poster with one of the most beautiful sexy model wearing the same (Victoria’s Secret) lingerie that’s sold inside goes here”
as you can see…. this type of technique forces you to visualize the sexy model in your head as you read it… and being that people wouldn’t wanna read this much on bulletin the words (Victoria’s Secret) in big pink font is in the middle of the sentence and the board enough to attract the right customers and also as an added bonus it tells you that whatever you visualized her wearing is exactly what I’m selling inside….. …
I need feedback advise and critique i also need to perfect that sentence make it short, gets the point across and as influential as humanly possible …
Thanks 🙂 hope this is challenging enough for all you marketing/advertising hot shots…