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Are There Any Secrets To Getting In Touch With Your Superficial Side?

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I’m sick and tired of all “THEM” brainy women surrounding me; 1/2 gorgeous as they maybe.
I’m in the mood to get in touch with my wild, sex-crazed, superficial, downright Hugh Hefner side; any tried-and-true recipes for finding that perfect F&F (Phuck & Fun) partner?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D45NkkIwn…
I find certain actresses (Scarlett Johansson, Kaley Cuoco etc.) extremely attractive, but they are a bit too high-visibility for my taste, and perhaps not slutty enough (oh well). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW3Z5laZr… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCo3Dq03_…
Porno actresses, and LV high-end hookers, are a major turn on too, but I’m not into playing a Russian STD Roulette with my life; well, not just yet. … Besides, Charlie Sheen seems to have cornered that market, already. 😀
Talking about Charlie Sheen, maybe I need my very own Goddesses! … DANG, what an idea; Charlie, you’re a genius pal.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ciFGqXIU…
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  1. Regwah says:

    Here is Charlie Sheen most talked about interview in television history…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDIVyEivk…

  2. titou says:

    I get it! Kind of like making Hamlet into a musical, right? First thing is to be able to lie through your teeth, and still keep people laughing.
    Anecdote from a super-successful French version of Hef I once shared an apartment with. In fact it was a luxurious barge near Paris, complete with a remote-control drawbridge. I actually saw girls pass one another on that bridge — one coming, one going. He had the whole thing down to a science, which he studied and perfected with the minute attention of a sailor doing scrimshaw. Hours spent in his bedroom (which had been featured in Architectural Digest, not Playboy); figuring out just how to install the furniture so that even though it appeared to be furnished like a perfectly normal room, there was nowhere to sit so that you could see the TV except on the bed.
    Many of his weekend companions received a Cartier watch, which they got instead of breakfast when they were sent away with a taxi on Monday morning. He had a shoebox full of those watches in his closet, next to the one with the Polaroids. They came from a roadside stand in Ventimiglia near the Italian border, and cost about 40 bucks each. One day, and admittedly as much out of jealously from watching the procession of babes as it was from any real moral standing on my part, I said, “Jules, you’re really a cad. Those phony watches you give the girls. It’s really not nice.”
    At that, he shrugged like Maurice Chevalier and looked at me with a face that showed what looked for all the world like genuine indignation. “What do you mean not nice? The watches are phony, the love they give me is phony. Everybody’s happy!”

  3. P'quaint says:

    Okay! So, here we are looking at the wannabe Don Juan…or perhaps, Casanova…wishing to fill his harem/seraglio!
    No problems!
    What you need is CHARM…loads and loads of it…in any form! Be it magnetic personality (like a filmstar or a sportsman), lure of lucre (that would work best for short-term alliances with the kind of personalities you’re searching for), pull of power (again a scorer, even for the bald/grotesque men)…Either or All, work like a Charm with ambitious women :))
    Good Luck! 😀
    PS: Why have people forgotten Tiger Woods so soon 😉

  4. phil8656 says:

    Women hate nice guys. The secret is basically doing the opposite of everything they say they like. They are not lying to us, they are deceiving themselves.

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