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Going Out In France, What Should We Do?

Today, my pet snail Eudoxia and I decided to cook a vegetable stew with aubergines and bell peppers, by our special secret grandmother’s recipe. We visited the local market, bought all the needed ingredients, came home and very soon the tasty smell of baked peppers, aubergines, and tomatoes, fried with the best olive oil, permeated our building. The stew turned out great, though we say so ourselves. But, as you know, the cook vegetable stews need to cool down, and, to get the best flavour, you should let them be at least for an evening, or even the whole night. So, we decided to go for a walk to Luxembourg gardens, before eating it, to stretch our legs and watch the squirrels. As we approached the door, we heard noise and commotion outside. We looked out of our door peephole and there were all our neighbours: Monsieur Mangedetout, Madame Mangedetout and their children, three little Mangedetouts. They all were sniffing the air avidly, and their jaws moved, and they all had huge handmade wooden spoons in their hands. So that you know, Mangedetouts are very economical, yet they love their food. It was obvious that they sniffed our stew from afar, and lay in ambush, waiting till we open the door, to jump on the opportunity to invite themselves in and eat all of our vegetable stew. Not to be outdone, Eudoxia and I went back and sat on our sofa, reading a book, for about half an hour, but when we then went back to the door, the Mangedetouts were still there, still waving their huge spoons in the air, and still moving their jaws in a frightening manner. It looks like we can’t get out without sacrificing our stew! But we do not want to! Yet, we can’t stay in forever, so what should we do?

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  1. Honorine says:

    Take the stew for the walk with you if you are unable to double lock your door and prevent those parasites from entering your domain.
    Use a Tupperware box, or a container like an empty large ice-cream tub (everyone has at least one of those stored at the back of the cupboard to use for an emergency). Then after placing the filled container in a tote bag, you will be able to smuggle the stew out without being attacked with wooden spoons since those containers completely prevent smells form escaping.
    You can leave the pan for them to scrape over during your absence.
    Your walk will actually help building up the flavour of the stew!
    Bonne promenade, and give my love to the Luxembourg gardens!

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