Affiliate Marketing Secrets

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Idea 1: A butcher had been selling some sort of meat in the black market, but the FBI catches him in the act, and after close investigation of his little butchery, they find dozens of pounds of raw human flesh kept frozen in the back freezer.
A down on her luck waitress Sara Libstien’s sister Eva had gone missing a week before, and when they find a bag of girl human bones buried in a bag in the freezer, Sara wonders if the Bones where Eva’s.
Eva’s horrifieng gruesome mystery is slowly unraveled, and in the end, Sara finds out from Eva’s secret diary that Eva SOLD herself to be butchered so “She would finally be with all mighty satan”
Unaware that the Butcher had escaped prison and was now a huge threat to her, Sara goes back into the freezer for one last look at her satanic evil sisters bones, frozen.
As she is standing there, the Butcher sneaks in and slams the freezer door shut, locking her inside a 10° freezer.
She slowly died a painful death, and the last thing she saw was her sisters Barrett, left on the butchers table and soaked in blood.
IDEA 2: A pyromaniac 13 year old Fisher Sulvion sets fire to a supposedly closed bakery, and not knowing 5 people were inside, he killed them all, including his favorite cousin Bonny.
Insane with guilt and terror, Fisher forms a second identity, The Fish, a serial killer that inhumanly and brutally murders his victims then burns a fish into there forehead with a caddle prod burner thingy.
Fisher kills only girls 13 and under, they all somehow know him, and they all have a look of terror on there dead, sunken in faces.
But one lucky time, A girl named Claira hid in a closet while she watched her littler sister get skinned everywhere but her forehead, where The Fish Burned his legendary mark.
Fisher was a popular, handsome, wealthy boy who had everything going for him, so why would he commit murder? Claira didn’t know, but Claira testified that it was him and was scoffed at. Fisher kills Claira. the End.

I am an aspiring entrepreneur and I’m thinking of starting a fashion line. I already have the target niche (for rockers ages 16-22) I was thinking something snake-related like Serpente, kobr4, Snake Kult etc… Any ideas? Reason why I want it snake-related is so that when I make the shirts I can separate the editions….you know like Serpente-Black Mamba Limited Edition w/red or kobr4-Yellow Cobra Vintage Edition. Thanks for any ideas for the name.

I am looking for this but unable to find in the market.

CEO OF FULHAM WATCH THESE VIDEOS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-0Apb0wpEo

Then he gave me a ring 11:49PM
Then he text me and i replied.
On the 4th of January we would like to offer you a trial, after viewing your videos. Please return my call.
I said
Do I have to pay for that?
Where are you from Alister?(then I rang him then he text me)
We would like to see you with a youth team. It is completely complementary(you will not be charged). It is Kt3 6Pt, New Mdken. The number is 08704421222
I said Ok is this reality?
Ok thanks
He said
Please can you contact the number between 9 and 6 tomorrow?
I said
Ok I’m 17 years old if o don’t make it into the youth team its ok yah I will
How long is the trial?
He said(Alister Mactonich)
What position do you play? This is important as we are trailing 14 boys of your age. It is from 5 until 7. It is a trial match.
I said
I am from somerset I play upfront(Centre Forward)
He said
We are only allowed trial players 90 km from the training ground due to league regulations. We assumed you were from London. This is a shame, but we cannot trial you. Many Thanks.
I said
I don’t mind traveling.
He said
League regulations state this. However if you send me your address I can put you forward to another affiliated club. Good luck regardless.
Rather send it the club.
I said
This is my post code…
He said(CEO OF FULHAM)
We can only trial 14 boys and according to league regulations we can only offer youth contracts to those who live within 90 kilometres of the stadium.
I said
Ok, I’m not looking for a contract im looking for an experience to put on my football c.v and give it to league 1 NPOWER and work my way up.
He said
We cannot trial you without possibility of a contract being offered, as we can only trial 14 boys. Good luck and I wish you the best.
I said
Why did you contact me if you are not giving me a trial?
He said
We would give you a trial but you do not live within the regulatory area. However I’m happy to send you to a feeder club.
I said
My auntie leaves 25minutes away from London does that count?
HE DIDN’T REPLY?

It seems like most lucrative degrees and eventual careers nowadays are math-centric. You really need to have an affinity for numbers if you want to get a decent job in this crappy economy.
I, on the hand, am not that good in mathematics. I excel in other areas. My bad luck with numbers is averted in effect by my affinity with words. I am excellent in utilizing the English language. Being a bookworm, I have good reading comprehension, a wide array of knowledge on a plethora of topics, and am a speed reader. Such skills seem to be overlooked, if not completely ridiculed, by employers. A solid career seems unclear to me as of now. I just want to find a niche major and stick with it in college.
Can anyone suggest any major which would fit my seemingly mediocre skills?