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What Should I Do If I See A Magical Space Dinosaur?

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  1. Samual says:

    first off you will need some supplies:
    1.  Large fishing net
    2. a squirt bottle
    3. an old tv antenna
    4. ketchup
    5.  baby oil
    6 a trash can lid
    7. 4-8 stakes
    step 1: apply baby oil to the lid of the trash can this will create a shield that will repel the dinosaurs acidic breath
    step2: draw a circle in the ground and place the tv antenna on your head 
    step3: while sitting in the circle focus hard on trying to read the dino’s mind. Note this is tricky the antenna should help, adjust if needed. you are looking for the name of its leader.
    step4: once you located the name immediately stand up and say it backwards 3x, clap your hands and run up to the dinosaur and kick it in the shins. do this fast cause it my catch on to you and try to resist! if done right it should lock up and fall over. 
    Step5: now cover the frozen dino with the fishing net and stake into the ground!
    remember the ketchup and squirt bottle? fill the bottle up with ketchup. Since Space Dino’s hate ketchup, you can use this on the dino if it tries to escape, one squirt should buy you enough time to fix the net if needed.
    Congratulations you just captured a magical Space Dinosaur!!
    you have a few options now:
    option1:  Intaragate  it and force it to tell you all its secrets and declare war on his home planet/realm
    option2:keep it as a pet and train it to do house tricks and breath acid on all who oppose you!
    option3: sell it on the black market, Space Dinosaurs go for high $$$ and if you do sell it you will be set for life
    what ever you do though DO NOT let it outside on a full moon, it might mutate into a Magical Warespace Dinosaur with machine guns on its shoulders… if that happens we are all doomed!
    good luck and happy hunting!

  2. Ron says:

    Well since magical space dinosaurs fire lasers out of their niples you got only two options:
    1. Hide behind you glorious pile of banana pillow’s
    2. Wait untill it’s tail starts to glow, then throw a pokeball and send it to mars!

  3. R MOORE says:

    Call for the Bionic Barf Bunnies from Alpha Centauri.

  4. ♃ Mike says:

    You should immediately take your medication.

  5. Lodar of the Hill People says:

    Call Ghost Busters. They’re ready to believe you. All they want in return is a sample of your brain tissue.

  6. quantumc says:

    Keep drinking until it goes away.

  7. Hobbit says:

    Stop smoking whatever it is you are smoking.

  8. Satan Claws says:

    Drugs are bad for you, kid.

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