Every American should have a bomb shelter beneath their home, stocked with guns, gold, survival seeds, a chalk board, and a television set that streams Fox News all day.
If not, then you are unprepared for the impending Obamapocalypse.
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Do You Have A Bomb Shelter Beneath Your Home, Or Are You Unprepared For The Obamapocalypse?
Posted on March 14, 2013.
OK, I cannot believe people are actually questioning the impending Obamapocalypse! WTF is wrong with you stupid Gay Libs?! It’s coming. Oh yeah, the Obamapocalypse is coming, sure as sh*t. And if you haven’t made preparations, well, let’s just say brave souls like me and The Rightwing Conservative and Peace Through Blinding Force and Dan (aka Thundarr the Barbarian) and chuck_junior are NOT gonna help you. In fact, we’ll be the ones so well-prepared — and well-armed — that we’ll be the hunters and y’all be the prey when the regular food runs out. Oh yeah, that’s what the Obamapocalypse is all about.
I’d just like to take a minute to refute the claims made by that know-it-all “bob” (if that’s even his real name):
Obama *did* take away my guns in 2008, exactly as FOX News said he would. Sure I shot up my neighbor’s new garden shed, on account of how I felt it was over my property line (I was mistaken), and the sheriff came and took away my guns. But guess who that sheriff works for (very indirectly)? That’s right. Obama!
News flash, “bob”! The country *does* have rampant inflation since Obama was elected. It’s just kind of like secret. Typical Obama stuff, just like Benghazi.
Many business owners have gone “Galt” (not “Gault”). Nailed ya, Lib! I know several multi-billionaires from my country club who now live in the Caymans. Thank you so much, Obama!
Oh, and the next Great Depression is here. Now. Hello? It all started when Obama bailed out the banks in autumn of 2008. Remember? It was just before the Presidential election, idiot.
Daily terrorist strikes? We *have* daily terrorist strikes! Just yesterday them ragheads blew up some building in Gotham City or Metropolis or someplace like that. Geez, don’t you even watch FOX News?
The stock market did NOT hit a record high because of Obama. It actually crashed but Donald Trump saved us all. Pay attention, Lib!
The FEMA prison death camps are REAL! They make Auschwitz look like a summer camp. Wake up! Obama *is* Hitler. Duh!
FOX News was spot on about all the massive tax hikes too. My tax rate is now 99.9% thanks to Obama.
The budget deficit keeps climbing as well. I dispute your numbers and substitute my own. I just pull ’em out of my a$$ like Mitt Romney, because we know better than you. I think the current deficit is… $100 trillion. Thanks Obama!
Government has increased exponentially since Obama took office. I don’t know what exponentially means but I’m told it means LOTS. Obama loves big government. Exactly like Hitler. Exactly.
So you go right on ahead and keep ignoring the right-wing media, “bob.” You Libs can only get even more ignorant about what’s *really* going on — aka the Obamapocalypse!
I was prepared in 2008 when Fox “News” said he was going to take our guns — didn’t happen
I was prepared when Fox “News” said that the country would have rampant inflation when he was elected — didn’t happen
I was prepared for all of the business owners to “go Gault” and leave the country when he was elected — didn’t happen
I was ready for the next Great Depression that the Republicans warned us about if he was elected — didn’t happen
I was ready for daily terrorist strikes on the US if he was elected — didn’t happen
I was ready for the stock market to crash if he was elected — ooops! it just hit a record high
I was ready for the FEMA camps that where all conservatives were going to be imprisoned – didn’t happen
I was ready for all the tax hikes that Fox “News” and all the right wing propaganda media warned about — didn’t happen
I was ready for the massive growth in the deficit that Fox “News” warned us about — yet it went from $14 Trillion to $.9 Trillion.
I was ready for the massive growth in government the right wing pundits warned us about — yet there we have lost somewhere in the neighborhood of 500,000 government jobs since Obama took office.
No. I have learned that it pays to ignore the right wing media since they seem to have been wrong about EVERYTHING!
Lawl once again. I loveee this section of yahoo answers!!
But if there was a ‘obamapocalypse’ I guess I’m pretty much screwed.
I mean, I obviously voted for Romney, thats the only reason I would have a dart board with him on it in my basement right? Yep, I’m goin first!
Unfortunately, this might not work if Soros causes more sinkholes like he did in Florida. FACT.
I have often wondered what they slip in your mchappy meals over there to make you all so paranoid.
i’d personally feel a lot better with an AR-15 by my side.
hmmmm no thank you
The only thing I need right now is a cup of coffee.
brb
You forgot food, bro.
huh
I’d suggest a boat the BS just keeps rising