It’s a conspiracy by the government. The government enlisted all the washing machine companies in it too. The washing machine secretly eats up the sock. The government sells all the socks on the black market to raise funds for a secret yearly party with drugs and alcohol in the Oval Office.
-The Almighty
They went to Narnia to meet the lion and dance with strange human/goat things and eat carrots….. and do a bunch of other activities such as take a bath in foot powder. (I am not imposing your feet smell bad, because I do not know)
your wore them too much and they went into another dimension so another you can wear them. since there are an unlimited number of dimensions. you are never getting them back.
Try finding in a place where old clothes are or around the place where u put dirty clothes. I usually find them behind the washing machine for some reason.
when you put them in the dryer an evil dwarf comes and takes them out. he then brings them back to his little dwarf hut and gives them to his wife and kids as gifts.
It’s a conspiracy by the government. The government enlisted all the washing machine companies in it too. The washing machine secretly eats up the sock. The government sells all the socks on the black market to raise funds for a secret yearly party with drugs and alcohol in the Oval Office.
-The Almighty
They went to Narnia to meet the lion and dance with strange human/goat things and eat carrots….. and do a bunch of other activities such as take a bath in foot powder. (I am not imposing your feet smell bad, because I do not know)
your wore them too much and they went into another dimension so another you can wear them. since there are an unlimited number of dimensions. you are never getting them back.
They are planning an invasion. An army of socks will attack the population in the year 2025.
Try finding in a place where old clothes are or around the place where u put dirty clothes. I usually find them behind the washing machine for some reason.
when you put them in the dryer an evil dwarf comes and takes them out. he then brings them back to his little dwarf hut and gives them to his wife and kids as gifts.
Bermuda Triangle
Somewhere over the rainbow
Somewhere in the laundry
They are taken by sock trolls.
The dryer eats them.
Cheese lovers eat them