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he is bugging me about what job im gonna do when im older and saying do your homowork. every couple weeks he nags me about this. hes a liar cuz he said always he would help me get to do whatever job I want when im older and said what college does he need to start giving money too. well i toad him i wanna be a p0rn star but hes laughing at me and not being very supportive.
and hes like I thought you wanted to be a cryptozoologist blah blah.
well he aint gonna help me do that. he wouldnt even let me look for the loch ness monster when we was in the uk. we stood near the loch for like 10minutes and then he whined that he was cold. and he said I wouldnt see the monster. but how does he know? who gets that close to loch ness and doesnt get a boat or something and go looking for the monster? see how boring he is. He is worse than that old man on my street who has a dog that coughs.
hes so cruel to me and wont even buy me an alfred hitchcock box set when i really want it cuz i wanna see whether they really did use real birds in the birds movie. but hes saying not today. why not?
can i get him arrested he wont let me go to my friends even though i threten to hold the baby hostage. shes in my room right now and i said im not letting her out and he said its fine cuz it gives him time to do some ironing. see how he makes everything work out for him but im stuck with bad things