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JK heres the real question
Is this a good idea?
I have an idea for making a brand new fruit.
I have dubbed a crapple because of the procedure to make it, and it is as follows.
A person who will not be missed, for example a hooker, a hobo, or an illegal immigrant, will be kidnapped and taken to a secret testing facility. Then, my coworkers will knock them out and split open their stomach. We will then insert an an apple, clog the stomach and seal them up. In a few hours, we shall remove the clog, and allow the have digested apple to pass through the gastric tract. It will them be collected, highly dehydrated, void of all sweetness and nutrients, and we will sterilize it.
We plan to mass market these, under a variety of different names and prices, to create competition. We will patent it, and sell licenses dirt cheap, with many loop holes so we can sue for it back.
The name crapple is derived from the words cripple, crap, and apple.
Please do not disregard my idea as foolish or pointless, as I have, in my possession, three. I have not yet eaten any, as I am sort of afraid of what they taste like. I’m assuming it must taste like a dried apple, and that, in my opinion taste awful. I plant to make oranges and pears in this form as soon as I come up with puns for them. If you have any good name ideas, they will be greatly appreciated.
I have constructed a speech for when the crapple is honored as a great supplement for youths, and people are eating them globally. Here it is. “I am honored, today, to be in front of you all. It seems that only yesterday I was pitching my ideas on internet chat boards and yahoo answers, pitching my ideas. Those mods are tough to get around, and as some one with great, radical ideas, I expected to be scoffed at, although the criticism and hate mail hurt. I’d also like to thank the movie, directed by Tom Six, The Human Centipede. Without it’s inspiration, I don’t think I would have bravery to share my ideas. To be honest, I knew my ideas would eventually catch on. It was only a matter of time. After all, wouldn’t you be intriged by something as elusive as a crapple? I would be, even if it were not for the fact I created them. The idea came, for digestive fruit, that is, when I was out side, and the call of nature urged me on. After a particularly painful bowel movement, I realized I had passed a grape. Then it hit me. Literally. An apple hit me on my head, changing my thought process. That is my inspiration and I hope that you too can come up with something as gallant as a crapple. Remember, even if your idea is outlandish, people will buy anything. And if a risky experiment is required, America is rich with hobos, hookers, and illegal immigrants. After all, they aren’t really people. Thank you for your time, and money.”
What is good about the speech and what is bad? Please specify so it can be awesome, because someday, a crapple will be in your house and you’d better be grateful.
Next I’d like to discuss my idea of a peewi. It is basically a kiwi inserted into some ones bladder and left to marinate. The peewi will be much less hazardous to the patient then the crapple, seeing as they do not have not have to be removed, and are simply there to marinate in the urine.
Which idea is cooler, and which would you rather eat?
Is there any puns you can tell me about fruits and vegetables that relate to pee and poop?
Thanks.

I wish I was better with kids. I can get along with certain kids just not all kids and I fear one day I’ll be a crappy mother. I only want a daughter because I think I’m able to connect more with my child. Also for scouts no one trusts me to work with the kids. It’s not that I’m irresponsible I just don’t have the patients to work with one bratty kid when there are 5 other good kids who need my help. So I just wish I had the Motherly niche. What about you?

The story is about a romance between a songwriter, and a lawyer. The lawyers character is cliche, he’s got a very bad temper and at times…he can be pretty stupid…You’l see what I mean. Anyway, my story takes place in South Korea, and I used some actual idols.Tell me what you think.
When two worlds extend into one, when two lives begin to live together, when two paths suddenly entangle themselves in each other with one swift move, it can change a person’s fate forever. Nobody predicts what may happen in the future because it’s too unpredictable; the expected never seems to occur at all or on time. A perfect and happy family may someday break a part for several reasons. A workaholic father, a drinking mother, hidden secrets revealed suddenly to the family, a love affair. Yet no one saw it coming.
A young business man may suddenly find himself without a job, begging on the streets and losing everything he once had. His company could have gone bankrupt, his parents might have suddenly cut their ties, a merger may pull his investment out at the last minute, but no one saw it coming. Indeed this is a very unpredictable life we life, our future is never something that any person should play with because you never know where it might go. You may find yourself winning the lottery just before retirement or adopting a child from an orphanage when you thought it was the last thing on your mind.
But our hopes and dreams for what we may encounter keeps us working hard, and diligently. Every person has something they want, something they need, something they treasure and something they seek. It’s rare for anyone to not have all four, but if we just left it single-handedly like that, then the story would be plain and boring with no twists or turns.
We all thought that we knew the world and its values
We thought everyone had the same ideas and morals.
We thought everyone knew the meaning of friendship and love
And we thought every person wanted to settle down
Ji Kyung eyed the small diamond ring in the black, velvet box on the corner store, not twenty minutes away from the building she was currently employed at. The gold embraced the round, clear jewel inside the window glimmering and shining just right as the sun shone directly on it. Her eyes just like the ring, sparkling at the beautiful piece of jewellery; the want for it was growing more and more as every second ticked by.
It was like a child’s longing for the hottest toy on the market, the new robot with new moves, the new Barbie doll that came with the ken doll, or even the new ultimately improved soccer ball. But for people like Ji Kyung, whose income was low and wants were never satisfied, her dream of one day owning such a fine accessory would never come true. Deep in her heart, she believed in things that were more valuable than just the physical objects you can feel and touch.
Her watch suddenly started to sing a beautiful lullaby as the tips of the hands clicked 1:00. The faint tune of her favourite song was a constant reminder to her on the schedule that she had to keep when the distractions set in and overcame her concentrations.
“Oops” She looked down at the ticking Mickey Mouse clock. “I’m going to be late if I just sit here”
The beauty of the ring caught her attention for another minute, the dreams returned to her mind. There she was, despite current circumstances, standing above the solid tides of Hawaii, sucking on sweet coconut juice. The scenery only took her breath away, the waves only rising high enough for natives to ride their boards towards the beach, the suns setting at just the right time letting out its oranges, purples and yellows. But on her single third finger sat a beautiful ring, a diamond ring. She looked upon it with great pride and gratitude, the one thing she owned that proved her unity with another man. The only perfect one she had ever lay eyes on.
The ring of the watch brought her back into reality from the beautiful dream. With one last long glance at the ring that sat in the middle of the display at the front window, Ji Kyung turned away from it and started towards the crowd waiting to use a crosswalk only a couple feet away from her.
It was the usual day for Ji Kyung. She wasn’t expecting much less than the ordinary everyday routine, tired long hours in the office hacking her brain for appropriate song lyrics, business meetings, touring visitors, managing files, overseeing other workers, etc.
-I can’t fit the entire thing on here…so if you want to read the rest of chapter/story so far before anwering below is the link. Please no commenting on the fact that I use this website.
http://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/60844/book-1-mixing-the-colours-jonghyun-romance-shinee-kwangmin-boyfriendband

The story is about a romance between a songwriter, and a lawyer. The lawyers character is cliche, he’s got a very bad temper and at times…he can be pretty stupid…You’l see what I mean. Anyway, my story takes place in South Korea, and I used some actual idols.Tell me what you think.
When two worlds extend into one, when two lives begin to live together, when two paths suddenly entangle themselves in each other with one swift move, it can change a person’s fate forever. Nobody predicts what may happen in the future because it’s too unpredictable; the expected never seems to occur at all or on time. A perfect and happy family may someday break a part for several reasons. A workaholic father, a drinking mother, hidden secrets revealed suddenly to the family, a love affair. Yet no one saw it coming.
A young business man may suddenly find himself without a job, begging on the streets and losing everything he once had. His company could have gone bankrupt, his parents might have suddenly cut their ties, a merger may pull his investment out at the last minute, but no one saw it coming. Indeed this is a very unpredictable life we life, our future is never something that any person should play with because you never know where it might go. You may find yourself winning the lottery just before retirement or adopting a child from an orphanage when you thought it was the last thing on your mind.
But our hopes and dreams for what we may encounter keeps us working hard, and diligently. Every person has something they want, something they need, something they treasure and something they seek. It’s rare for anyone to not have all four, but if we just left it single-handedly like that, then the story would be plain and boring with no twists or turns.
We all thought that we knew the world and its values
We thought everyone had the same ideas and morals.
We thought everyone knew the meaning of friendship and love
And we thought every person wanted to settle down
Ji Kyung eyed the small diamond ring in the black, velvet box on the corner store, not twenty minutes away from the building she was currently employed at. The gold embraced the round, clear jewel inside the window glimmering and shining just right as the sun shone directly on it. Her eyes just like the ring, sparkling at the beautiful piece of jewellery; the want for it was growing more and more as every second ticked by.
It was like a child’s longing for the hottest toy on the market, the new robot with new moves, the new Barbie doll that came with the ken doll, or even the new ultimately improved soccer ball. But for people like Ji Kyung, whose income was low and wants were never satisfied, her dream of one day owning such a fine accessory would never come true. Deep in her heart, she believed in things that were more valuable than just the physical objects you can feel and touch.
Her watch suddenly started to sing a beautiful lullaby as the tips of the hands clicked 1:00. The faint tune of her favourite song was a constant reminder to her on the schedule that she had to keep when the distractions set in and overcame her concentrations.
“Oops” She looked down at the ticking Mickey Mouse clock. “I’m going to be late if I just sit here”
The beauty of the ring caught her attention for another minute, the dreams returned to her mind. There she was, despite current circumstances, standing above the solid tides of Hawaii, sucking on sweet coconut juice. The scenery only took her breath away, the waves only rising high enough for natives to ride their boards towards the beach, the suns setting at just the right time letting out its oranges, purples and yellows. But on her single third finger sat a beautiful ring, a diamond ring. She looked upon it with great pride and gratitude, the one thing she owned that proved her unity with another man. The only perfect one she had ever lay eyes on.
The ring of the watch brought her back into reality from the beautiful dream. With one last long glance at the ring that sat in the middle of the display at the front window, Ji Kyung turned away from it and started towards the crowd waiting to use a crosswalk only a couple feet away from her.
It was the usual day for Ji Kyung. She wasn’t expecting much less than the ordinary everyday routine, tired long hours in the office hacking her brain for appropriate song lyrics, business meetings, touring visitors, managing files, overseeing other workers, etc.
-I can’t fit the entire thing on here…so if you want to read the rest of chapter/story so far before anwering below is the link. Please no commenting on the fact that I use this website.
http://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/60844/book-1-mixing-the-colours-jonghyun-romance-shinee-kwangmin-boyfriendband

The story is about a romance between a songwriter, and a lawyer. The lawyers character is cliche, he’s got a very bad temper and at times…he can be pretty stupid…You’l see what I mean. Anyway, my story takes place in South Korea, and I used some actual idols.Tell me what you think.
When two worlds extend into one, when two lives begin to live together, when two paths suddenly entangle themselves in each other with one swift move, it can change a person’s fate forever. Nobody predicts what may happen in the future because it’s too unpredictable; the expected never seems to occur at all or on time. A perfect and happy family may someday break a part for several reasons. A workaholic father, a drinking mother, hidden secrets revealed suddenly to the family, a love affair. Yet no one saw it coming.
A young business man may suddenly find himself without a job, begging on the streets and losing everything he once had. His company could have gone bankrupt, his parents might have suddenly cut their ties, a merger may pull his investment out at the last minute, but no one saw it coming. Indeed this is a very unpredictable life we life, our future is never something that any person should play with because you never know where it might go. You may find yourself winning the lottery just before retirement or adopting a child from an orphanage when you thought it was the last thing on your mind.
But our hopes and dreams for what we may encounter keeps us working hard, and diligently. Every person has something they want, something they need, something they treasure and something they seek. It’s rare for anyone to not have all four, but if we just left it single-handedly like that, then the story would be plain and boring with no twists or turns.
We all thought that we knew the world and its values
We thought everyone had the same ideas and morals.
We thought everyone knew the meaning of friendship and love
And we thought every person wanted to settle down
Ji Kyung eyed the small diamond ring in the black, velvet box on the corner store, not twenty minutes away from the building she was currently employed at. The gold embraced the round, clear jewel inside the window glimmering and shining just right as the sun shone directly on it. Her eyes just like the ring, sparkling at the beautiful piece of jewellery; the want for it was growing more and more as every second ticked by.
It was like a child’s longing for the hottest toy on the market, the new robot with new moves, the new Barbie doll that came with the ken doll, or even the new ultimately improved soccer ball. But for people like Ji Kyung, whose income was low and wants were never satisfied, her dream of one day owning such a fine accessory would never come true. Deep in her heart, she believed in things that were more valuable than just the physical objects you can feel and touch.
Her watch suddenly started to sing a beautiful lullaby as the tips of the hands clicked 1:00. The faint tune of her favourite song was a constant reminder to her on the schedule that she had to keep when the distractions set in and overcame her concentrations.
“Oops” She looked down at the ticking Mickey Mouse clock. “I’m going to be late if I just sit here”
The beauty of the ring caught her attention for another minute, the dreams returned to her mind. There she was, despite current circumstances, standing above the solid tides of Hawaii, sucking on sweet coconut juice. The scenery only took her breath away, the waves only rising high enough for natives to ride their boards towards the beach, the suns setting at just the right time letting out its oranges, purples and yellows. But on her single third finger sat a beautiful ring, a diamond ring. She looked upon it with great pride and gratitude, the one thing she owned that proved her unity with another man. The only perfect one she had ever lay eyes on.
The ring of the watch brought her back into reality from the beautiful dream. With one last long glance at the ring that sat in the middle of the display at the front window, Ji Kyung turned away from it and started towards the crowd waiting to use a crosswalk only a couple feet away from her.
It was the usual day for Ji Kyung. She wasn’t expecting much less than the ordinary everyday routine, tired long hours in the office hacking her brain for appropriate song lyrics, business meetings, touring visitors, managing files, overseeing other workers, etc.
-I can’t fit the entire thing on here…so if you want to read the rest of chapter/story so far before anwering below is the link. Please no commenting on the fact that I use this website.
http://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/60844/book-1-mixing-the-colours-jonghyun-romance-shinee-kwangmin-boyfriendband

The story is about a romance between a songwriter, and a lawyer. The lawyers character is cliche, he’s got a very bad temper and at times…he can be pretty stupid…You’l see what I mean. Anyway, my story takes place in South Korea, and I used some actual idols.Tell me what you think.
When two worlds extend into one, when two lives begin to live together, when two paths suddenly entangle themselves in each other with one swift move, it can change a person’s fate forever. Nobody predicts what may happen in the future because it’s too unpredictable; the expected never seems to occur at all or on time. A perfect and happy family may someday break a part for several reasons. A workaholic father, a drinking mother, hidden secrets revealed suddenly to the family, a love affair. Yet no one saw it coming.
A young business man may suddenly find himself without a job, begging on the streets and losing everything he once had. His company could have gone bankrupt, his parents might have suddenly cut their ties, a merger may pull his investment out at the last minute, but no one saw it coming. Indeed this is a very unpredictable life we life, our future is never something that any person should play with because you never know where it might go. You may find yourself winning the lottery just before retirement or adopting a child from an orphanage when you thought it was the last thing on your mind.
But our hopes and dreams for what we may encounter keeps us working hard, and diligently. Every person has something they want, something they need, something they treasure and something they seek. It’s rare for anyone to not have all four, but if we just left it single-handedly like that, then the story would be plain and boring with no twists or turns.
We all thought that we knew the world and its values
We thought everyone had the same ideas and morals.
We thought everyone knew the meaning of friendship and love
And we thought every person wanted to settle down
Ji Kyung eyed the small diamond ring in the black, velvet box on the corner store, not twenty minutes away from the building she was currently employed at. The gold embraced the round, clear jewel inside the window glimmering and shining just right as the sun shone directly on it. Her eyes just like the ring, sparkling at the beautiful piece of jewellery; the want for it was growing more and more as every second ticked by.
It was like a child’s longing for the hottest toy on the market, the new robot with new moves, the new Barbie doll that came with the ken doll, or even the new ultimately improved soccer ball. But for people like Ji Kyung, whose income was low and wants were never satisfied, her dream of one day owning such a fine accessory would never come true. Deep in her heart, she believed in things that were more valuable than just the physical objects you can feel and touch.
Her watch suddenly started to sing a beautiful lullaby as the tips of the hands clicked 1:00. The faint tune of her favourite song was a constant reminder to her on the schedule that she had to keep when the distractions set in and overcame her concentrations.
“Oops” She looked down at the ticking Mickey Mouse clock. “I’m going to be late if I just sit here”
The beauty of the ring caught her attention for another minute, the dreams returned to her mind. There she was, despite current circumstances, standing above the solid tides of Hawaii, sucking on sweet coconut juice. The scenery only took her breath away, the waves only rising high enough for natives to ride their boards towards the beach, the suns setting at just the right time letting out its oranges, purples and yellows. But on her single third finger sat a beautiful ring, a diamond ring. She looked upon it with great pride and gratitude, the one thing she owned that proved her unity with another man. The only perfect one she had ever lay eyes on.
The ring of the watch brought her back into reality from the beautiful dream. With one last long glance at the ring that sat in the middle of the display at the front window, Ji Kyung turned away from it and started towards the crowd waiting to use a crosswalk only a couple feet away from her.
It was the usual day for Ji Kyung. She wasn’t expecting much less than the ordinary everyday routine, tired long hours in the office hacking her brain for appropriate song lyrics, business meetings, touring visitors, managing files, overseeing other workers, etc.
-I can’t fit the entire thing on here…so if you want to read the rest of chapter/story so far before anwering below is the link. Please no commenting on the fact that I use this website.
http://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/60844/book-1-mixing-the-colours-jonghyun-romance-shinee-kwangmin-boyfriendband