Affiliate Marketing Secrets

I have started writing this story which goes like this so far:
“Tait lay in his broken bed. The large shed that he had been living in had a wrecked roof and the door had almost been ripped off its hinges. He walked over to the the corner of the room and pulled out a half eaten loaf of bread. He tore a piece of it off and shoved it into his mouth. He looked out of the grubby window and gave a little smirk. Today was Saturday and all boys in London who were like Tait knew that this was a good day. He quickly put on some clothes (not that he had many) and ran outside. He walked down the road to the big courtyard. He looked at the market with a grin on his face. “So I need bread, a bit of meat and something which can get sell to get a lot of money,” he whispered to himself. He slowly walked from stool to stool looking at everything that they sold. One by one things from stools went missing and Tait’s pockets became full of things.
“Gotcha!” a man said grabbing Tait’s wrists. Tait turned around only to see a middle aged man with a light stubble on his face. “What have you taken today?” the man shouted.
“Nothing, police officer, I have taken nothing!” he cried back pull the policeman’s hand off of his wrist. He walked off at a steady pace but once he realized the police officer was following him he made a dash for it.”
I want Tait to go on some adventure or something like that but I am not to sure how to do that, HELP!
P.S. What do you think of it so far?

I mean, there’s a corner of Russia that’s close to Alaska!! I mean, didn’t they notice that or something?! They sailed distances equal to going around the Earth twenty times years before ever discovering America!! I’m sure someone went to that little corner and went “Hey! There’s some kind of land over there! Maybe we should set sail to see what it is instead of commissioning an Italian explorer to go the long way around and mistaking some brown-skinned people for Indians!!” (Maybe not phrased like that exactly but still! I mean…damnit! This makes no sense to me!) Help? I’d really appreciate someone satisfying my curiosity.

Trying to find our the name if this singer that grew up in virgina, lived in northern virgina. Has hazel eyes , light skin, affiliated some how with Tyson corner, possibly owner, between 24-25.

For instance, I live in the Pacific NW. If you go into a “smoke shop” to buy a pack of smokes, these shops are invariably owned by Koreans. Alternatively, when I was recently in the Palm Springs, CA area for a few weeks, I noticed the “smoke shops” were owned by Egyptians. I’m just using smoke shops as an example here, but as I get to know these Koreans in the smoke shops, they open up a little more. I have learned, in general, that these “smoke shops” make tremendous money. Now, why haven’t’ I seen an Average Joe Caucasian, or an Average Ned African-American, etc. go into the “smoke shop” business, if it’s so lucrative? (Which I -do- believe they are, spending my fair share of time in there.) Is their a “barrier of entry”, of some kind, that disallows other ethnic groups to gain a foothold in the “smoke shop” business? I consider myself a social scientist, but I never encountered the theories behind this phenomenon…whether it be Korean smokes shops, Vietnamese nail salons, or Indian owned hotel chains? (Plz don’t construe this as being racist or bigoted…I just am really curious!!!!) There has to be a term for this pattern, and a sociological theory. Thanks.

What does this mean…
Note: this guy goes to my church and my church forbids dating, flirting, and not intimately affiliating with the opposite sex.
What does it mean when a guy does the following…
1. He talks to everyone else besides you
2. He stares in the corner of his eye, or sometimes look
3. His cousin  +  friends are looking and talking to you
4. He doesn’t except you on Facebook, but spy’s on your friend(s) when you post something. 
5. Concerned (gets sad when you are sad)
6. Flirt and hangs out with a girl  who is 7 yrs older than him (he’s 24 & she’s 31)
7. Will not allow you to talk to other guys, meaning if you are talking to your best buddies, he will interrupt and seems to hate it.
8. Leaves the room when you talk to other guys.
9. Keeps an eye on you when you see him, like spying.

Ok, so when i sync my iphone 4 to my PC, the sync is very slow (about 20-30 seconds per song). I have tried many things to fix this but only one strange, and annoying, thing seems to fix it. It is this:
1: I right click the “start” button in the bottom left corner of the PC screen
2: I select my iphone under “My Computer”
3: I access the data on the harddrive (only pictures are accessible)
4: While the phone loads these pictures so that i can view them, the sync goes incredibly fast (about 1 song every 5 seconds)
I think that the fast sync is because the data on the phone is being accessed from another way, and maybe it is getting past some high security measure. If i keep clicking on the phones harddrive in the start menu and clicking back (then reapeating), the sync goes very fast. But im not going to sit here and click for an hour. Any ideas??
Thanks!