Affiliate Marketing Secrets

My significant other and I are looking to aquire a very niche interactive T-shirt for LoZ geeks and gamers alike– It features a string of six hearts that light to full charge when the wearers are nearby, and reverts to a meagre two and a half hearts when they are apart. If you haven’t already gathered it, it’s a couples shirt. :3
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-9863274-1.html
The aforementioned URL links to the interactive shirt. It’s no longer available via it’s launch site, Thinkgeek.com. It’s not that it’s out of stock: it would simply say, “out of stock,” if that were the case. It’s nowhere to be found. I’m wondering if any of you have any idea as to how I can aquire a set of these magnificant specimens, either by tracking down the order from the orgininal creator or a parent specialty site, or maybe the email or phone line I can use to get more information.

Me and my fiance are having a lot of problems. It would be easy for us to split if it were just him and I, but we have a 9 month old baby in the mix which makes things really really hard. We are not affiliated with any church and I would feel odd calling random churches asking for a minister to counsel us. Could someone plz tell me how I would go about getting this started and how much does a minster charge. I also would like to know if they would be judgmental of us since we have a child, live together but are not married.

So, I’m dating this girl. (Same sex relationship.)
Here’s the basics of it:
We’re both teenagers.
We met online.
She lives in New York, I live in Ohio.
We’ve been dating for two years.
We’re in love.
We’re both -secretly- bisexual.
Only our immediate best friends know about us.
But, lately I’ve been depressed about that last part. I want to be like all other couples; be “In a Relationship With- on Facebook, be able to write “I love you.” on her wall, be able to call her when she’s with her friends. I also want people to know that she’s not on the market, that she’s mine.
But, for some reason neither of us have ever talked about making it public. Only in the case of “What if I moved there?” But, we both know that won’t happen until I turn 18. And, that’s a long time from now.
Basically, I’m depressed because I’m living a completely secret life and when all my other friends talk about their relationship at the lunch table, I have nothing to say. Because all in all, she’s my little secret.
So, i guess my question is, how would I go about fixing this depression issue?

So, I’m dating this girl. (Same sex relationship.)
Here’s the basics of it:
We’re both teenagers.
We met online.
She lives in New York, I live in Ohio.
We’ve been dating for two years.
We’re in love.
We’re both -secretly- bisexual.
Only our immediate best friends know about us.
But, lately I’ve been depressed about that last part. I want to be like all other couples; be “In a Relationship With- on Facebook, be able to write “I love you.” on her wall, be able to call her when she’s with her friends. I also want people to know that she’s not on the market, that she’s mine.
But, for some reason neither of us have ever talked about making it public. Only in the case of “What if I moved there?” But, we both know that won’t happen until I turn 18. And, that’s a long time from now.
Basically, I’m depressed because I’m living a completely secret life and when all my other friends talk about their relationship at the lunch table, I have nothing to say. Because all in all, she’s my little secret.
So, i guess my question is, how would I go about fixing this depression issue?

So, I’m dating this girl. (Same sex relationship.)
Here’s the basics of it:
We’re both teenagers.
We met online.
She lives in New York, I live in Ohio.
We’ve been dating for two years.
We’re in love.
We’re both -secretly- bisexual.
Only our immediate best friends know about us.
But, lately I’ve been depressed about that last part. I want to be like all other couples; be “In a Relationship With- on Facebook, be able to write “I love you.” on her wall, be able to call her when she’s with her friends. I also want people to know that she’s not on the market, that she’s mine.
But, for some reason neither of us have ever talked about making it public. Only in the case of “What if I moved there?” But, we both know that won’t happen until I turn 18. And, that’s a long time from now.
Basically, I’m depressed because I’m living a completely secret life and when all my other friends talk about their relationship at the lunch table, I have nothing to say. Because all in all, she’s my little secret.
So, i guess my question is, how would I go about fixing this depression issue?