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Please, be brutally honest, its about a girl called ashley who was kidnapped by a gangster and trained to be able to preform surgery on people. She is 18 and she goes to night clubs and tranquilizes people so that she can steal one of their kidneys, before stitching them up and disappearing. She sells them on the black market and one night she gets caught and has to cut all her hair off and get a new identity. Once she has changed, she falls in love with a really fit emo at a nightclub and tells him everything. He doesn’t take her seriously and she is upset. Upon the gangster finding out about him knowing about her secret, he shoots the emo guy (who is called Seth) and shoots him so she is forced to give him a kidney transplant. Then he survives, the gangster gets killed and the emos live together and have sex etc. what do u think and thanks a million in advance 🙂 be honest, it wont hurt my feelings if u think its crap

I am average at everything with no particular interest. How the heck do I find a “niche” to write about.
I’ve seriously planned and SEOed the crap out of articles in well researched micro-niches, but they all failed because I was only moderately interested in the topic. I also hate the process of keeping a balance between keyword bull-crap and actual human writing. I want to write, not market. *barfs*
For example. today my interests are government conspiracies… but tomorrow it could be baking pies, and the next day it could be cats. MY interests go in long cycles. I can never be consistent.
Can I break all rules and just write? Will I have a chance of making any passive income from ads this way?

Religion is ridiculous. I spend a lot of time on YahooAnswers sharing this notion with others. Jesus sucks, so does Muhammed, God, Yahweh, Joseph Smith, Zenu, and any other egotistical religious icon that claims he’s got superpowers of some sort. Please stop teaching this crap to kids.
When I’m faced with Christians and religious aspects in nearly every niche of society, which is very embarrassing to me as a human, why is it that Christians are surprised that I enjoy making their religion seem as stupid as any?
Please, no hellthreats, tainted logic, unsupported claims of religious “evidence”, or “I-feel-sorry-for-you’s”.

all they do is preach hatred and crap, they aint never tell the truth and im pretty damn sure they’re affiliated with terrorists
they’re even worse than CNN and that’s saying a lot. fox has been the only fair and balanced station. CNN sucks but even worse is terrorist news network (al-jazeera)
what do yall think of al-jazeera?
answer quick cuz i gotta go take my kids to a church event