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Crucicentrism-a sect of Evangelical Fundamentalists, who base their teachings purely on the Last Judgment and thoroughly believe that good people will become Angels and sinners will become devils and both will fight in the Last Days. The Crucicentrists have an air for drama, playing out their beliefs in plays, and practice Bibliolatry (bible worshiping) and Bibliomancy (divining through the bible. They do not believe in sainthood or priesthood, but ‘angel-hood’. Every Halloween, they go to their Church and preach about the punishments in Hell and adorn their Church basement as a hell with stereotypical demons punishing sinners with pitchforks and fire. They deem snakes as evil, Catholics as pagans, Baptists/Methodists/Mormons/Lutherans/Ep… as heretics, Satanists as child-killers and evil, Wiccans and Pagans as satanists, Jews/Homosexuals/Atheists as misguided fools, Muslims as evil etc. They also condemn Shakespeare and are in favor of Prohibition, Revivalism, Bible literalism, Biblical inerrancy and authority, Creationism and Intelligent Design. They also runs a ministry called the Covenant of Restoration; where it supports chiliasm, eschatology, dispensationalism, premillennialism and saving souls. Another Ministry called Army of Innocents, includes young and older children to take their faith seriously and prepare them for ‘spiritual warfare’ and teaches them to defy secularism and liberalism. Crucicentrists also believe in Spiritual Gifts such as speaking in tongues and prophecy.
Zenithism-a sect of conservative Evangelism mixed with hardcore Politics. They are in favor of Americanism, Jingoism, Nationalism, Patriotism, Capitalism, Commercialism, Televangelism, and Consumerism. They are also sports fanatics, and fight against racial discrimination, although they do have used derogatory words as ‘compliments’.
Adamianism-a sect of Marketing and conservative Calvinists who support and advocate and live by Patriarchy, Patriocentricity, Androcentrism, Antifeminism, Dominionism, Providentialism, and Classism. They like to sugarcoat the past as it were peaceful and family-friendly before feminism or gay rights or the like. They dream of living an upper class 1950s/Frontier/Colonial society. They believe women should be homemakers and mothers and must be under the protection of their father or husband. They believe women should be cherished and protected as a ‘delicate flower’ but she must not get a job or go to college or even have authority over a man.
Cainism-A dark and shady religious sect that worships the biblical Cain as a god. The faith consists of antinomianism, maltheism, gnosticism and reincarnation. They believed in ultimate chaos, that paradise is an evil illusion, and that all humans are truly gods and should be free to do as they please. However, years of being hunted and tortured by outsiders, the followers remained true to the faith and have performed secret rituals; drinking the blood of aborted fetuses of both human and animal, offering fruits and vegetations as sacrifices, fasting, and bathing in the blood of ‘siblings’. The flock participated in libertinism, but the clergy follow a strict code of celibacy. Their sacred text is the Gospel of Judas. The clergy also possess a form of psychic power.
Reasonism-a group of Misotheists, Dystheists and Antitheists. They are humanistic but wholly anthropocentric. They ridicule anything spiritual or supernatural, and regard fairy tales and fantasy as childish, immature and useless for children when they should be learning grown up stuff.
Sardanapalism-A philosophical sect of pleasure-seeking, self-gratifying ideas and beliefs. The philosophy started out good but future generations have stained it with decadence. Its ethics seems similar to Pyrrhonism, Hedonism and Sybaritism. The followers live lives of total apathy, sensuality, luxuriousness and festivity.