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Let’s start at 5:00pm, an hour before the 2nd Coming of Christ and the Judgment of All Mankind is scheduled to occur, according to his brilliant numerology:
5:00pm = Everyone gets into their Sunday Best and goes to Chur- um…I mean, random parking lots and community centers all over the world to dance around singing “Hallelujah.Hallelujah.”
5:30pm = Last meal before the Rapture, funds are kind of tight so everyone will have to settle for Franks and Beans in the western hemisphere and just beans everywhere else. “Close your eyes and imagine it’s a juicy Thanksgiving Turkey, like the Israelites ate of the Mannah!” Camping will say.
5:59pm : Arms raised, hands joined with white knuckles, lots of crying and speaking in tongues…aaaaaaaaannnndddd…
6:05pm: ….arms getting tired… lots of people sneaking peeks at their wristwatches and pre paid cell phones …
6:20pm : Someone turns on the radio and flips through stations, listening for emergency reports of massive natural disasters….. nothing….. nothing… BBC football.. nothing… weather reports… top 40…nothing….
7:00pm : Evening News van crew outside the parking lot has went from snickering to belly laughing at the crowd , who is now milling around and thinning out.
8:50pm: Word is out that Harold Camping has been found dead in his broadcasting booth, dead from self inflicted gunshot wound into the brainstem. Around him are shredded pages of his personal bible , and scrawled on the glass of the booth in cupcake frosting are the words “DAMMIT I WAS SO SURE THIS TIME.”
10:00pm Camping’s family announces that an empty pile of clothes were found in Camping’s booth, and that they were closing the radio ministry and changing it to a Top 40 station affiliate, in order to pay off massive debts Camping accumulated these last few months.
12:00 AM 5/22/2011 : News reports start trickling in around the world of mass suicides of Campings followers, mostly overseas.
10AM 5/22/2011: Churches around the world have Sunday Service as usual, throwing in a quick word about “It does indeed say in the bible in several places that nobody knows when the end will come, just look at THAT idiot…” and life goes on.
The End.
What do you think?

what is the best website,with the most followers on the internet to post my affiliate links on/advertise that will more than likely produce results..
thanks in advance,
deborah

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even though they preach against belonging to or affiliating oneself to any government agency? Another reason I got out of the organization. They are frauds, liars and the worst hypocrites.http://www.un.org/dpi/ngosection/pdfs/wa…
See for yourself. Also, they have devised every rule, every do and don’t that is not from God but from themselves; stupid men who want to be in authority over others and love it when their followers are too stupid and lazy to properly think on their own.

Keep in mind that Islam is a religion with over 1 BILLION followers. Would it then be equally logical to use KKK, as representatives of Christianity
This just demonstrates, among many other examples, the incredible stupidity of the right. There are extremists in every faith, but righties are so monumentally stupid that they think this not only does not applies to Christianity, but also that the vast majority of Muslims are not in, nor affiliated with those groups

I am planning to enter the career of blogging and make money from it and I want to make sure my first blog get more visitors so that my subsequent blogs will be flooded by readers and I get more followers. I already have the niche and the draft of my first blog is now ready for posting but I haven’t publish it yet because I want to get tips first on the right start. Can somebody give me tips and tell me what to do, please? Thanks.