Affiliate Marketing Secrets

if it was a secret marketing strategy, or if it was just some freak mixture that somehow accidentaly got spilt on the exhaust / engine.
any ex-icecream van drivers [Rossi’s in yorkshire] care to comment?

Hey guys,
I sent my query letter off last night and today I got a reply from the agent saying that my book isn’t really her type.
But! I’m wondering if it has anything to do with my query? A friend of mine showed me how to write one but i got refused by two agents, hmmm…..
I’m going to paste the first chapter of my query and if you guys could give me an honest opinion and some suggestions, that would make my day! This is my first time and I really need some help :/
Dear Mrs ??????,
May I please send you my novel, The Freak in Me, for your consideration? It’s approximately 55,814 words and it’s an occurring story, telling the story of a seventeen year old girl who believed she was kidnapped but thanks to her trauma her mind had blocked everything. One day a striking young man walks into her life and she quickly falls in love but little does she know, her life is going to get a lot worse and later discovers a hidden dark secret she never knew she had. This novel has a mixture of thriller/drama/comedy and it’s aimed it at the young adult market.
Thank you so much for your time! 🙂

I’m just going to vaguely attempt to summarize all of this:
I cannot be proud of anything I accomplish, no matter how difficult, or I am called a freak. I must view all of my accomplishments as crap.
If I point something out, no matter how obvious to me it is and oblivious to others (eg. an obviously mentally unstable person who shouldn’t be in school) people called me a ‘paranoid crazy’. They don’t listen to me and then something bad happens.
I got banned off of many websites just for asking questions about science eg. what would happen if all water molecules were positively charged, yet obvious troll questions stay up. Everyone singles me out to hurt me.
People love calling me stupid and making me feel really low. One person wouldn’t stop asking what my IQ was. Finally, I gave up and told her. She said in no way can I have an IQ of 160. I told her I took two psychological exams and she said I bet your parents are proud of you I said they are because I’m their handy son who can fix stuff in the house she said I’ll get knocked in the ‘real world’. I’m never mean…I’m always polite. I don’t boast about anything. I’m honest.
I try my best with grammar and spelling and I have been told numerous times a 5th grader could write better grammar and spelling.
My Asperger Syndrome is a ‘disease’ apparently and apparently caused by my mom being drunk. She never drank, people said that my mother is a bad parent when she isn’t, what I have is a genetic condition.
Whenever I plan on doing something eg. building a model rocket, people always tell me I can’t do it, because I’m too stupid and I’ll mess up and blow people up, same goes for programming games which I do sometimes, I get told, I can’t do this, I can’t do that, I am inferior.
Don’t even get me started on looks. Apparently I look like a nerd. I got years of abuse for that, and at 19, I still do. I’m also abused because I don’t follow everyone like a clone.
I have PTSD from severe bullying mental and physical. Whenever somebody bullies me, I become violent now. I never used to be, I used to just cry but now I get these urges. I’ve developed what some may call a fascination with blood and things affiliated.
Also, because of the stress from all of this I’ve lost motivation for a lot of things including life skills.

Ok this is my first year ever voting and I know in Fl state laws, that its a felony to vote in a different precinct than what you were assigned to. I know where to go. Now what i am wondering is lets say im not affiliated with a party on my voter card. but something weird i seen on the forms and what not was that you had to vote for the candidates running in you party. ok i don’t have a “party” so what am i suppose to do? just give me some examples of what it was like for you guys to vote. i don’t wanna get there on the day and freak out and not know what to do. or have to ask the ppl working there and they don’t know what to tell me, please help