Affiliate Marketing Secrets

I am going to be opening up a storefront. My products are gifts related to Funerals, Weddings, Baby, and Quinceaneras or Debuts, Sweet 16s. In addition to those gifts, I will providing DYI templates for printed material relating to these niches as well as printing services. What would be a good name that would help people in a nutshell get a sense or what my store is about? Something catchy, yet descriptive.

I am searching for 3 small investors to help start a newspaper campaign. Help me and my small group of independent agents start the year off right. We are all commission sales people, with small families/some of us signal parents. We help retired Veterans pre-plan their future funerals. They served this country and get a Burial Benefits (Cemetery plot or niche at National Cemeteries). At this point there is No Government Sponsored Mortuaries. All of these Vets are willing to start their small plans. Our small group helps them with their choices. We need to let these Veterans know of their benefits. So please let me know who is willing to invest $800.00 with a return of %5 in four months or sooner?(the money is for the ads in the newspaper) Let me know miranjohnson@gmail.com
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