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What do you cross breed to get tiramisu and caramels? Where is the secret market?

Could you please check my grammar ? I’m really bad and my english teacher always gives me E’s and D’s. And If you have words with which the text sounds better, you would really help me.Thanks 🙂
Charles is a good-looking, boyish Briton who represents the perfect type of an English gentleman. Thanks to his dishevelled, black hair, fellow men are rating him as e.g. “cute” or as Matthew “scruffy”. And even though he is being definitely courted by the ladies for his charming way, he is single. In addition he speaks posh – English, what shows that he affiliates to an upper Class, however he swear and says “****” a lot.
Furthermore Charles is, next to his friend Fiona, her brother Tom, Matthew, Gareth and Scarlett, with whom he lives together, very popular. Not only was he invited to every wedding but also acts on one as the best man. Besides his friends, he has a deaf brother, who can only communicate through sign language, wherefore Charles mastered the language. Although Charles has a lot of friends, he drops a brick with his tactlessness and Lack of sensitivity. For example when John breaks/ opens that he is no longer with his girlfriend and Charles blabs about his now-wife’s infidelity. Also the conversation with his ex-girlfriends is hurting some guest feelings, when they make fun of Charles’ Elapsed. Other characteristics of Charles are e.g. unreliability (when he is forgetting to take the rings with him), he is chronically late, carless (for example when he drives backwards on the freeway). Also he can be hypocritically (when Henrietta asks him if Fiona calls her ‘Duckface’ he answers with ‘no’) and he is rude e.g. his jokes. Besides his negative characteristics he has a good humour and takes guests to laugh with his best man speech. Another typical property is his use of the British idiom, as “bloody”, “bugger” and “blimey”.
From the beginning of the film it is clear that Charles found “the right girl” with Carrie and he has falling in love with her. When Charles heard about the engagement of Carrie, he starts for the first time during a conversation with Matthew to questioning, why his previous relationships never worked out and the fear is coming over him, that maybe there is something wrong with him. This hypothesis is reinforced when Henrietta says, that he is turning into a kind of serial monogamist. Furthermore he has hardly no self-confidence, because although Carrie called their coitus “really lovely”, he never takes the initiative to persuade her to be in a relationship with him. While at the beginning of the movie, Charles is still searching for the right one, however at the ending he is chasing by the fear of being forever a bachelor. Thereby he decides to marry Henrietta, though he only needs a person who loves him without exceptions.
Towards the end he changes his perspective on marriage and that it is more important to be with the one you love then to be married at all

What are some symbiotic relationships with a polar bear and another organism? What are some things that they are in competition for? What are animals that would be in their food web? What is it’s niche? Thanks to all answers!

It fells like any normal school day as twelve year old Parker Brennan casually walks towards his school as he did every single other day on his own with only his Mp3 player for company.
As the young athletic jogs past one of the local shop market he notices 2 teenager run past him both carrying a handbag each at once Parker realising what was happening to turns to see two older woman sitting on the bench still in shock ‘ someone call the police’ Parker shouts before he being chasing after the two teenagers.
Before Parker know it he was chasing the pair up a set of stairs that lead up to a train platform the his thick black hair getting blow by the wind as he start to close in on one of the boys.
Just then Parker watches in disbelieve as both boys race across the train track he stops at the edge and spots a train closing in knowing it was now or never he quickly jumps into the air and lands on his feet on the other side just as the train pulls up at the platform.
Parker notices that both the teens were now running along a riverbank Parker quickly runs to the stairs and jump off the railing landing on the ground he being chasing after the teens hoping that he would be able to catch one or both of them soon.
As he keeps running he fells like his legs were floating in mid-air thankful Parker was able to avoid everyone else while he was chasing the two bag thieves.
Before he know it the two teen has run across a busy road after quickly stopping Parker stops a large bus coming towards him after he bus drives past Parker keep running hoping that the teens has not got to far ahead of him yet.
The story line is Parker along with 3 other kids are all recruited by a top secret spy network and are at once sent to spy school.
After completing the 3 month course all four kids are sent up as undercover agents within a school there mission to find a group of people within the school who are making a computer program that controls the minds of anyone who turns it on

Ok so basically my Mum bought a website off this company called YBiS (http://www.ybis.co.uk/) for £3000. She told me that she saw it as a good opportunity to make money but after a while she noticed she was getting barely any traffic so now she wants to sell it. Is there anyway she can sell it? If anyone can tell me anything it would be much appreciated!
By the way the website she bought was one of those Kinky, Sex Toy ones where she was an affiliate of Ann Summers and that… Check it out here http://www.wildtemptations.co.uk/

Ok so without divulging to much info about the company:
We are working on an IT training niche small business and are at a standstill about the logistics of it.
So we will specialize in a specific type of training but are undecided how to distribute the software.
It has been brough up to use usb or cd to distribute, but without specific licensing we could not control people just distributing it on thier own….
So it has been brought up to have an online server to provide the service to hold the software. Users would purchase it and be issues a password/usrname to access the server. So my questions are this……
1. Is it feasible to manage the server ourselves with about 1k to 2k users? Any cost estimate for this?
2. Is there any other way to distribute software and protect the privacy of that software?
3. Any ideas how much a SaaS company would charge to host a software of this nature?
Thanks a ton IT community!