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At first I thought that this was a viral joke. You know, just like how the world will end soon, just something for laughs.
But now I keep coming across serious questions of confused teenagers who think the illuminati is going to destroy the world on the 21st….
And this just freaks me out. Do I actually live my life with these types of people? With these clueless morons?
It forces me lose all hope in humanity….
The whole illuminati thing is just ridiculous. They keep saying that celebs are part of it because their music videos show hidden satanic symbols. Really?
Marketing strategies are obviously working a bit too well for those celebs….
Makes me wonder when Apple is going to join the illuminati haha. Samsung and HTC are gaining quite fast on them. Apple needs a new strategy asap.

I’m planning to write a post-apocalyptic story about the adventures of animals living after humanity destroys itself in a nuclear war. I’ve decided to have many of the general groups of invertebrates, amphibians, and reptiles survive in my story, but I’m having more trouble deciding on what types of fish, birds, and mammals would live.
The fish that I decided that I would use so far are the ones like lobe-finned fish, sharks, rays, jawless fish, seahorses, and mummichogs, but I can’t think of much else, because don’t know the exact nature of the impact that an event like this would have on modern marine life. With mammals I’ve got species like rodents, shrews, bats, pigs, wolves, and honey badgers, but again, I’m stuck. Birds are the ones that are giving me the most trouble, crows are actually the only birds that I’ve really decided on so far. So what other kinds of birds are likely to be post-apocalyptic survivors?
Also, what types of animals would likely evolve to replace large land predators if those were to go extinct? It’s just that I once read an old speculative biology book about how animals may evolve 50 million years in the future, and it had rats replace the large predators, but I also read on the Internet that there were more likely candidates to fill in that niche, but I don’t know exactly which.

I read this online and it says that Bratz dolls were made to look like humans after a nuclear explosion. I love Bratz (well I did when I was a Kid and I don’t hate them) , and I do not really believe this, but I think it is really interesting and I was wondering if there was any truth to it. Who believes it? Who doesnt? (And dont just say bratz are slutty whore dolls or something, I just want to hear what people think about this kinda old article).
And bratz lovers, new bratz dolls are out! love em or hate em?
Bratz are suppose to be an educational tool on what humanity will look like in a post apocalypse society and how to cope with these changes.
This is the article I read:
Ever since America went off to war with the Middle East once more, it’s been said that World War III is inevitable and great destruction of the world will take place. Iran and North Korea are two countries that are known to house nuclear weapons and those two countries have made many enemies with the world. Who knows when they decide to use those weapons. It only takes one madman or one last resort to trigger off something so horrendous and there, the planet will change forever.
What will become of the human race? Well, if humanity has survived, things are going to get worse for them. Survivors of World War III will be horribly disfigured, we all know that for sure. But what about the offspring? There, things gets a lot worse. This new race of humans won’t have a visible nose. Sometimes, they just have two really little nostrils, but no actual nose. The eyes will be bigger, since this new race of human beings will also need to see in the dark, since flashing lights are a rare sight in the post apocalypse world. Their lips will be very huge and tough, to the point where these mutants have a fish like appearance. Their limbs will be thin, but iron strong and their feet will be enormous.
Scientists in remote areas of the world have researched the affects of radiation and other toxic chemicals thrown into the earth, and it’s been known for fact that these toxins can make malformed children. One day, the whole planet will be smothered in toxins to the point where humanity shall be a mere shell of its former self.
One day, during the research, they brought in an artist to draw these mutant beings. There, the artist features his pictures to a toy company called MGA Entertainment. There, dolls were sculpted in the likeness of the new post apocalypse mutants and were put out on the market. Thus Bratz were born.
Bratz dolls met up with mixed reviews from critics. Some say they taught little girls to be loose, wear revealing clothing and have a materialistic attitude, while others praise Bratz for teaching girls the meaning of friendship and say they were “beautifully crafted” dolls.
But most serious doll lovers who customize/make dolls (such as myself), Bratz were just not our type of doll. Most of these people go on about how Bratz are ugly and don’t look remotely human. Sure, Pullip, Blythe and other Japanese doll favorites may look a little weird to most westerners, but at least they have a certain type of beauty to them, and they actually have real noses and normal sized lips. And they were said to be based off the Asian animation (anime) style, so yeah, that’s reasonable (and far less creepy).
So the serious doll lovers, including myself were researching deeper into why Bratz are the way they are. The information was said to be top secret, but we wanted the secret out. We want people to know the truth about those mutant dolls. And the results were shocking.
It’s now known that Bratz are educational. They are an educational tool on what post nuclear war humanity will look like. They are to desensitize the people about mutations and deformities. Bratz also teaches us that even if we are mutants warped by the toxins released in war and man made disasters, we will still try to live a normal life as we possibly could, whenever that day may come.
So, any opinions?

I read this online and it says that Bratz dolls were made to look like humans after a nuclear explosion. I love Bratz (well I did when I was a Kid and I don’t hate them) , and I do not really believe this, but I think it is really interesting and I was wondering if there was any truth to it. Who believes it? Who doesnt? (And dont just say bratz are slutty whore dolls or something, I just want to hear what people think about this kinda old article).
And bratz lovers, new bratz dolls are out! love em or hate em?
Bratz are suppose to be an educational tool on what humanity will look like in a post apocalypse society and how to cope with these changes.
This is the article I read:
Ever since America went off to war with the Middle East once more, it’s been said that World War III is inevitable and great destruction of the world will take place. Iran and North Korea are two countries that are known to house nuclear weapons and those two countries have made many enemies with the world. Who knows when they decide to use those weapons. It only takes one madman or one last resort to trigger off something so horrendous and there, the planet will change forever.
What will become of the human race? Well, if humanity has survived, things are going to get worse for them. Survivors of World War III will be horribly disfigured, we all know that for sure. But what about the offspring? There, things gets a lot worse. This new race of humans won’t have a visible nose. Sometimes, they just have two really little nostrils, but no actual nose. The eyes will be bigger, since this new race of human beings will also need to see in the dark, since flashing lights are a rare sight in the post apocalypse world. Their lips will be very huge and tough, to the point where these mutants have a fish like appearance. Their limbs will be thin, but iron strong and their feet will be enormous.
Scientists in remote areas of the world have researched the affects of radiation and other toxic chemicals thrown into the earth, and it’s been known for fact that these toxins can make malformed children. One day, the whole planet will be smothered in toxins to the point where humanity shall be a mere shell of its former self.
One day, during the research, they brought in an artist to draw these mutant beings. There, the artist features his pictures to a toy company called MGA Entertainment. There, dolls were sculpted in the likeness of the new post apocalypse mutants and were put out on the market. Thus Bratz were born.
Bratz dolls met up with mixed reviews from critics. Some say they taught little girls to be loose, wear revealing clothing and have a materialistic attitude, while others praise Bratz for teaching girls the meaning of friendship and say they were “beautifully crafted” dolls.
But most serious doll lovers who customize/make dolls (such as myself), Bratz were just not our type of doll. Most of these people go on about how Bratz are ugly and don’t look remotely human. Sure, Pullip, Blythe and other Japanese doll favorites may look a little weird to most westerners, but at least they have a certain type of beauty to them, and they actually have real noses and normal sized lips. And they were said to be based off the Asian animation (anime) style, so yeah, that’s reasonable (and far less creepy).
So the serious doll lovers, including myself were researching deeper into why Bratz are the way they are. The information was said to be top secret, but we wanted the secret out. We want people to know the truth about those mutant dolls. And the results were shocking.
It’s now known that Bratz are educational. They are an educational tool on what post nuclear war humanity will look like. They are to desensitize the people about mutations and deformities. Bratz also teaches us that even if we are mutants warped by the toxins released in war and man made disasters, we will still try to live a normal life as we possibly could, whenever that day may come.
So, any opinions?

With the world still awed by the awe inspiring music of Rebecca Black’s Friday, music freaks worldwide are reported to have burnt the albums and CDs of Beethoven, Mozart and Chopin reporting that “Friday has “it” all!!!” With many wide eyed fans rushing to book the tune as their caller tune, ring tone, Martina Paris, A new York based senior citizen wanted that song to be sung at her funeral. Gayle Linds, Child Psychologist affiliated with CWFA (Children’s Welfare Association) says that this song could well increase the IQ point of any child by 10 percent! Provided we listen that song with “love and gratitude”.
Many nations can be seen fighting over this song for having it as their national anthem, Rebecca, (still refusing to budge from her back seat) when asked about her opinion says “First , Gotta make my mind up which seat can I take?”
This song is reported to have a “Uniting Effect”, many divorced couples have united, being touched by the song lyric.
Here is an excerpt from the interview by CNN IBN
Reporter: Madam, What made you take up this novel initiative?
Rebecca: Oh…well….yeah… It is just my service to humanity, the issues I have covered in the song are global.
Reporter: Can you elucidate your point please?
Rebecca: The first line “waking up at 7 am” tells the importance of hard work, “gotta have cereal” advocates against global warming.
Reporter: (Baffled) How??
Rebecca: (after a long pause) It does.
Reporter: Justin Beiber says his were better. What’s your comment on this?
Rebecca: I don’t write teeny love songs, I advocate many issues.
Reporter: Analysts, after hearing your song suggest a hypothesis that this could be end times. Do you have a say regarding this?
Rebecca: Hang on! I am yet to release many!
Reporter: Finally madam, Critics have signed petition asking this song to be nominated for Oscars, What’s your opinion about this?
Rebecca: I am humbled, I did a service to the humanity, and when they pay me back, I’m really humbled.

I was reading an article about the shooting and came across comments that, instead of sending condolences, decided to make it a political game. Did you forget that people died in this shooting? Where the hell is your sense of humanity? For once, can y’all set your ******* politics aside and agree that it was tragic for those involved? You have no idea what this guy was affiliated with, or if he was at all. He was obviously nuts and that’s all there is to it.
You people who made this into a political issue are ******* sick. There’s a time and place for those things and this was not one of them. So why bring in your political agenda into a tragedy?