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Voters in Arizona’s Maricopa County have reelected Sheriff Joe Arpaio, the face of Arizona’s controversial immigration enforcement law.
With 82% of the county’s precincts reporting, the self-proclaimed “toughest sheriff” in America won a sixth term convincingly with 53% of the vote.
Arpaio, 80, is best known for vigorously cracking down on illegal immigrants in his county — moves that won him admirers in and outside Arizona but also created a fissure dividing Latinos and law enforcement.
He was one of the state’s most vocal supporters of SB 1070, which requires law enforcement officers to check the papers of anyone they suspect is an illegal immigrant. The Supreme Court struck down other provisions of the law, but ruled that the so-called “show your papers” provision was constitutional. Immigrants however, are not required to carry their immigration papers on them at all times.
“I would like to get together with the Latino community, but they scream at you and I just can’t sit down” with them, Arpaio told a local NBC affiliate in Arizona on Tuesday night. “We’ll let them get their senses, we’ll talk and I’ll let them know what I do… I have to get back to the Latino community without them screaming and yelling and we can talk about it.”
Arpaio’s career is apparently coated in Teflon, with his candidacy surviving a federal investigation into corruption, a lawsuit into civil rights violations, and findings by Maricopa County investigators that his department misused $99 million in jail funds.
Democrat Paul Penzone received about 42% of the vote and Independent Mike Stauffer had about 4%.
Meanwhile, in Pinal County to the south, openly gay Paul Babeu has won a second term as sheriff.
With 72 of 102 precincts reporting, Bebeu had 53% of the vote.
Bebeu, a Republican, held off three primary challengers during the primary and Democrat and Independent candidates Tuesday night.
http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-pn-joe-arpaio-arizona-20121106,0,5831623.story

JACKSON, Mississippi — A federal judge has ordered a man who faced deportation to remain behind bars in the U.S. on charges of participating in a deadly riot at a prison for illegal immigrants.
Juan Lopez-Fuentes is suspected of leading a group of inmates who took hostages at the Adams County Correctional Facility in Natchez during a May 20 riot. One guard was killed; at least 20 people were injured.
U.S. Magistrate Judge Linda Anderson in Jackson signed an order Friday to keep Lopez-Fuentes locked up pending the outcome of the case. Deportation proceedings for him had been set to begin later this month.
Court records say prisoners were angry about their treatment the day the riot erupted.
Anderson wrote in the order that Lopez-Fuentes was serving time for two previous felonies at the time of the riot. Her order says Lopez-Fuentes has few ties in Mississippi while most of his family is in Mexico, so there’s little to keep him from fleeing the country.
The prison holds nearly 2,500 illegal immigrants convicted of crimes in the United States. It’s owned by Nashville, Tenn.-based Corrections Corporation of America, one of the nation’s largest private prison companies.
An FBI agent’s affidavit in the case said the riot was started by a group of Mexican inmates, known as Paisas, who were angry about what they considered poor food and medical care and disrespectful guards. Paisas are a loosely affiliated group within the prison, without ties to organized gangs, FBI spokeswoman Deborah Madden said.
The FBI affidavit is part of a criminal complaint that alleges that Juan Lopez-Fuentes was in charge of a group of inmates who took hostages in one section of the prison. Lopez-Fuentes allegedly forced one of the hostages, a prison guard, to relay orders for tactical teams to drop their weapons and back off.
It took hours for authorities to control the riot, which grew to involve hundreds of inmates.
The prison’s special response team and the Mississippi Highway Patrol’s SWAT team worked to end the riot while state and area law enforcement officers, some from neighboring Louisiana, helped secure the outside, officials have said.
Before being charged with rioting, deportation procedures were to begin for Lopez-Fuentes this month.
http://blog.gulflive.com/mississippi-press-news/2012/08/illegal_immigrant_identified_a.html
Illegal immigrant identified as leader of Adams County prison riot but will Obama pardon him & can Obama & mEXICO be sued on behalf of deceased ?

JACKSON, Mississippi — A federal judge has ordered a man who faced deportation to remain behind bars in the U.S. on charges of participating in a deadly riot at a prison for illegal immigrants.
Juan Lopez-Fuentes is suspected of leading a group of inmates who took hostages at the Adams County Correctional Facility in Natchez during a May 20 riot. One guard was killed; at least 20 people were injured.
U.S. Magistrate Judge Linda Anderson in Jackson signed an order Friday to keep Lopez-Fuentes locked up pending the outcome of the case. Deportation proceedings for him had been set to begin later this month.
Court records say prisoners were angry about their treatment the day the riot erupted.
Anderson wrote in the order that Lopez-Fuentes was serving time for two previous felonies at the time of the riot. Her order says Lopez-Fuentes has few ties in Mississippi while most of his family is in Mexico, so there’s little to keep him from fleeing the country.
The prison holds nearly 2,500 illegal immigrants convicted of crimes in the United States. It’s owned by Nashville, Tenn.-based Corrections Corporation of America, one of the nation’s largest private prison companies.
An FBI agent’s affidavit in the case said the riot was started by a group of Mexican inmates, known as Paisas, who were angry about what they considered poor food and medical care and disrespectful guards. Paisas are a loosely affiliated group within the prison, without ties to organized gangs, FBI spokeswoman Deborah Madden said.
The FBI affidavit is part of a criminal complaint that alleges that Juan Lopez-Fuentes was in charge of a group of inmates who took hostages in one section of the prison. Lopez-Fuentes allegedly forced one of the hostages, a prison guard, to relay orders for tactical teams to drop their weapons and back off.
It took hours for authorities to control the riot, which grew to involve hundreds of inmates.
The prison’s special response team and the Mississippi Highway Patrol’s SWAT team worked to end the riot while state and area law enforcement officers, some from neighboring Louisiana, helped secure the outside, officials have said.
Before being charged with rioting, deportation procedures were to begin for Lopez-Fuentes this month.
http://blog.gulflive.com/mississippi-press-news/2012/08/illegal_immigrant_identified_a.html
Illegal immigrant identified as leader of Adams County prison riot but will Obama pardon him & can Obama & mEXICO be sued on behalf of deceased ?

JK heres the real question
Is this a good idea?
I have an idea for making a brand new fruit.
I have dubbed a crapple because of the procedure to make it, and it is as follows.
A person who will not be missed, for example a hooker, a hobo, or an illegal immigrant, will be kidnapped and taken to a secret testing facility. Then, my coworkers will knock them out and split open their stomach. We will then insert an an apple, clog the stomach and seal them up. In a few hours, we shall remove the clog, and allow the have digested apple to pass through the gastric tract. It will them be collected, highly dehydrated, void of all sweetness and nutrients, and we will sterilize it.
We plan to mass market these, under a variety of different names and prices, to create competition. We will patent it, and sell licenses dirt cheap, with many loop holes so we can sue for it back.
The name crapple is derived from the words cripple, crap, and apple.
Please do not disregard my idea as foolish or pointless, as I have, in my possession, three. I have not yet eaten any, as I am sort of afraid of what they taste like. I’m assuming it must taste like a dried apple, and that, in my opinion taste awful. I plant to make oranges and pears in this form as soon as I come up with puns for them. If you have any good name ideas, they will be greatly appreciated.
I have constructed a speech for when the crapple is honored as a great supplement for youths, and people are eating them globally. Here it is. “I am honored, today, to be in front of you all. It seems that only yesterday I was pitching my ideas on internet chat boards and yahoo answers, pitching my ideas. Those mods are tough to get around, and as some one with great, radical ideas, I expected to be scoffed at, although the criticism and hate mail hurt. I’d also like to thank the movie, directed by Tom Six, The Human Centipede. Without it’s inspiration, I don’t think I would have bravery to share my ideas. To be honest, I knew my ideas would eventually catch on. It was only a matter of time. After all, wouldn’t you be intriged by something as elusive as a crapple? I would be, even if it were not for the fact I created them. The idea came, for digestive fruit, that is, when I was out side, and the call of nature urged me on. After a particularly painful bowel movement, I realized I had passed a grape. Then it hit me. Literally. An apple hit me on my head, changing my thought process. That is my inspiration and I hope that you too can come up with something as gallant as a crapple. Remember, even if your idea is outlandish, people will buy anything. And if a risky experiment is required, America is rich with hobos, hookers, and illegal immigrants. After all, they aren’t really people. Thank you for your time, and money.”
What is good about the speech and what is bad? Please specify so it can be awesome, because someday, a crapple will be in your house and you’d better be grateful.
Next I’d like to discuss my idea of a peewi. It is basically a kiwi inserted into some ones bladder and left to marinate. The peewi will be much less hazardous to the patient then the crapple, seeing as they do not have not have to be removed, and are simply there to marinate in the urine.
Which idea is cooler, and which would you rather eat?
Is there any puns you can tell me about fruits and vegetables that relate to pee and poop?
Thanks.

Is this a good idea?
I have an idea for making a brand new fruit.
I have dubbed a crapple because of the procedure to make it, and it is as follows.
A person who will not be missed, for example a hooker, a hobo, or an illegal immigrant, will be kidnapped and taken to a secret testing facility. Then, my coworkers will knock them out and split open their stomach. We will then insert an an apple, clog the stomach and seal them up. In a few hours, we shall remove the clog, and allow the have digested apple to pass through the gastric tract. It will them be collected, highly dehydrated, void of all sweetness and nutrients, and we will sterilize it.
We plan to mass market these, under a variety of different names and prices, to create competition. We will patent it, and sell licenses dirt cheap, with many loop holes so we can sue for it back.
The name crapple is derived from the words cripple, crap, and apple.
Please do not disregard my idea as foolish or pointless, as I have, in my possession, three. I have not yet eaten any, as I am sort of afraid of what they taste like. I’m assuming it must taste like a dried apple, and that, in my opinion taste awful. I plant to make oranges and pears in this form as soon as I come up with puns for them. If you have any good name ideas, they will be greatly appreciated.
I have constructed a speech for when the crapple is honored as a great supplement for youths, and people are eating them globally. Here it is. “I am honored, today, to be in front of you all. It seems that only yesterday I was pitching my ideas on internet chat boards and yahoo answers, pitching my ideas. Those mods are tough to get around, and as some one with great, radical ideas, I expected to be scoffed at, although the criticism and hate mail hurt. I’d also like to thank the movie, directed by Tom Six, The Human Centipede. Without it’s inspiration, I don’t think I would have bravery to share my ideas. To be honest, I knew my ideas would eventually catch on. It was only a matter of time. After all, wouldn’t you be intriged by something as elusive as a crapple? I would be, even if it were not for the fact I created them. The idea came, for digestive fruit, that is, when I was out side, and the call of nature urged me on. After a particularly painful bowel movement, I realized I had passed a grape. Then it hit me. Literally. An apple hit me on my head, changing my thought process. That is my inspiration and I hope that you too can come up with something as gallant as a crapple. Remember, even if your idea is outlandish, people will buy anything. And if a risky experiment is required, America is rich with hobos, hookers, and illegal immigrants. After all, they aren’t really people. Thank you for your time, and money.”
What is good about the speech and what is bad? Please specify so it can be awesome, because someday, a crapple will be in your house and you’d better be grateful.
Next I’d like to discuss my idea of a peewi. It is basically a kiwi inserted into some ones bladder and left to marinate. The peewi will be much less hazardous to the patient then the crapple, seeing as they do not have not have to be removed, and are simply there to marinate in the urine.
Which idea is cooler, and which would you rather eat?
Is there any puns you can tell me about fruits and vegetables that relate to pee and poop?
Thanks.

Is this a good idea?
I have an idea for making a brand new fruit.
I have dubbed a crapple because of the procedure to make it, and it is as follows.
A person who will not be missed, for example a hooker, a hobo, or an illegal immigrant, will be kidnapped and taken to a secret testing facility. Then, my coworkers will knock them out and split open their stomach. We will then insert an an apple, clog the stomach and seal them up. In a few hours, we shall remove the clog, and allow the have digested apple to pass through the gastric tract. It will them be collected, highly dehydrated, void of all sweetness and nutrients, and we will sterilize it.
We plan to mass market these, under a variety of different names and prices, to create competition. We will patent it, and sell licenses dirt cheap, with many loop holes so we can sue for it back.
The name crapple is derived from the words cripple, crap, and apple.
Please do not disregard my idea as foolish or pointless, as I have, in my possession, three. I have not yet eaten any, as I am sort of afraid of what they taste like. I’m assuming it must taste like a dried apple, and that, in my opinion taste awful. I plant to make oranges and pears in this form as soon as I come up with puns for them. If you have any good name ideas, they will be greatly appreciated.
I have constructed a speech for when the crapple is honored as a great supplement for youths, and people are eating them globally. Here it is. “I am honored, today, to be in front of you all. It seems that only yesterday I was pitching my ideas on internet chat boards and yahoo answers, pitching my ideas. Those mods are tough to get around, and as some one with great, radical ideas, I expected to be scoffed at, although the criticism and hate mail hurt. I’d also like to thank the movie, directed by Tom Six, The Human Centipede. Without it’s inspiration, I don’t think I would have bravery to share my ideas. To be honest, I knew my ideas would eventually catch on. It was only a matter of time. After all, wouldn’t you be intriged by something as elusive as a crapple? I would be, even if it were not for the fact I created them. The idea came, for digestive fruit, that is, when I was out side, and the call of nature urged me on. After a particularly painful bowel movement, I realized I had passed a grape. Then it hit me. Literally. An apple hit me on my head, changing my thought process. That is my inspiration and I hope that you too can come up with something as gallant as a crapple. Remember, even if your idea is outlandish, people will buy anything. And if a risky experiment is required, America is rich with hobos, hookers, and illegal immigrants. After all, they aren’t really people. Thank you for your time, and money.”
What is good about the speech and what is bad? Please specify so it can be awesome, because someday, a crapple will be in your house and you’d better be grateful.
Next I’d like to discuss my idea of a peewi. It is basically a kiwi inserted into some ones bladder and left to marinate. The peewi will be much less hazardous to the patient then the crapple, seeing as they do not have not have to be removed, and are simply there to marinate in the urine.
Which idea is cooler, and which would you rather eat?
Is there any puns you can tell me about fruits and vegetables that relate to pee and poop?
Thanks.