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If Religion Was Sold Like An Infomercial Would They Ship More Units …?


From the secret scrolls of the Holy land….from the ancient masters of a desert land …comes the most alluring, most entrapping, most reality altering, Salvation Package ever.
It’s hypnotic
*Trumpets sounding*
It’s unbelievable
*Trumpets sounding*
It’s downright dangerous
*Trumpets sounding*
That’s right it’s The Salvation Station™ presents “Christianity Plus+®” …
It’s not just a religion …it’s spiritual entrapment. You’ll never know what hit you.
One sermon and your helpless; one dunk under the water and your theirs forever!
Although powerful mind altering substances have long been illegal, the opiate of the masses is now available in the Modern Form through a special agreement with the Bureau of Mind Control. that’s right “Christianity Plus+®” is both Government and Illuminati approved.
Try it; your life will never be the same again.
Are you tired the old religious stereotypes …?
like giving to the poor
curing lepers
defending the weak
fighting the powerful and unjust
That’s old hack my friend with the New Salvation Stations “Christianity Plus+®”, your free to claim back from the poor your rightful share … join forces with the evil oppressors …
So forget about tight jeans, forget about long hair, forget about push-up bras….
Remember, if you don’t use it to manipulate your way through life or better still into other people lives, someone else will!
Act now while there’s still time! “Christianity Plus+®” is available in a unmarked brown box and comes with a patch so you can wear your ignorance on your sleeve.
That’s right! a personal, versatile pocket Sky-Magician free!
Want more ?
The Salvation Stations™ “Christianity Plus+®” also comes with a reversible and versatile Hypocritical Shield …
Act Now ! Don’t Delay !
Pay as you go , with our easy payment plan … all you have to lose is your Integrity and Self worth …
*Please Note “Christianity Plus+®” may be exactly like any other organised religion on the market …
Can you think of any thing else I missed … ?
Don’t be shy …
Post Now !
Don’t Delay !

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