Affiliate Marketing Secrets

I just got a letter in the mail from chase that offers me a $150 bonus when I open an account with them. I currently do not have an account with chase but was planing on opening one. I feel though as if there is something sneaky with this such as I get this money deposited and then get charged it all back for keeping the account open.
Heres what it says
Bonus/Account Information — To qualify for the bonus you must open a new qualifying Chase checking account with a $100 minimum deposit of new money (money not currently held by Chase or its affiliates) within 60 days of account opening. Bonus will be automatically deposited into your new account within 10 business days after the $100 minimum deposit is made. Bonus is not considered part of minimum opening deposit. For new interest-bearing checking accounts, the Annual Percentage Yield (APY) is effective as of 5/6/11. The APY is 0.01% for all balances in all states. Interest rates are variable and subject to change. Fees may reduce earnings on the account. Limit one checking account-related bonus per customer, per calendar year. Offer not available on account conversions or in combination with any other offer. Checking account must remain open for a minimum of six months or the bonus amount will be debited from the account at closing. Account is subject to approval. Account is subject to approval. Bonus is considered interest and will be reported on IRS Form 1099-INT.

okay so i pretty much know nothing about him except his name and an estimated age and the area he lived in when i was conceived. i have no idea how to do this, like i would love to be able to find an email or an address so i can just do it by letter i cant do a phone call. i have tried looking him up on facebook but being that idk what he looks like its kinda useless and i dont live with my mom and she dont have a computer so i cant show her the pic and i just generally dont think its him. so a few years (like 6 years) back i got something in the mail saying that i was on in his insurance plan (which only lasted like a year and no i dont have any of the paperwork affiliated with that) and this was during the time i was very angry and wanted nothing to do with him. now that i have matured i want to meet him have a conversation and just know what he looks like i really dont have my heart set on a relationship cause i understand he has his own life. so do you think its possible to go to the hospital i was insured with (kaiser) and see if i can get any info on him? or anyone have any ideas on how to find him? can i some how im low on funds so i cant pay anything and all those sites arent any help so please DONT GIVE ME ANY LINKS TO ZABASEARCH AND CRAP LIKE THAT i have spent countless hours getting the run around on those only to find have to pay. 23 years without knowing what a dad is like or even knowing what he looks like is to much i need to find him and if anyone can help in anyway i cant tell u how happy u will make me.

I am pretty sure this is fake, but this is the second time I have gotten an invitation to the NYLC.
The first time, the letter apparently listed the wrong school. This time though, the letter listed the right school, but there are still issues with people faking it.
Although I go to one of the top magnet schools in the nation, I dont even have a 4.0 GPA (mines around 3.7, or as low as 3.5; weighted GPA is about 4.4-4.5). Whenever I get into a political or religious debate, I tend to piss people off, so neither grades nor my behavior is beneficial to such a meeting. I have seen at least one student at my school with at least a 4.8 weighted GPA and the guy is quite a charismatic one, so how can I be chosen to represent my school? Just for more information, the email is based off of highachieving.net supposedly from Marguerite C. Regan PhD, Dean of Academic Affairs. Whats unusual is that the university affiliated with the invidation is George Mason University (provided address is 1919 Gallows Road Suite 700, Vienna, Virginia). I can tell you, that although my hometown is in Virginia (its not Vienna though), I currently live about 500 or so miles away from the state. Theres enough evidence to prove that this is real…. and theres enough evidence to prove that this email is fake.
What a paradox.

So I’ve been bored to day and decided to just look around the internet for the little niches I have.
When I talk, I talk extremely fast to the point where I have to repeat myself multiple times for people to understand. Sometimes in my speech, I mix up the first letter of the words I’m using (for ex: noman rumeral vs. roman numeral). I also mix them up when I’m typing, but I’m perfectly capable of reading just fine.
Would this be just because I talk way too fast, or is it more on the dyslexic side? It runs on only one side of my family.
Thanks! 🙂

I sent them a letter asking nicely for them to please remove an email that some *** posted 3 years ago. I received a letter saying the following
On Mon, Jan 24, 2011 at 11:21 AM, Blair Scott, American Atheists wrote:
“Mr. Hart:
After consultation with our attorneys, we have decided to disregard your request to take down your hate mail to our organization, and specifically to Mr. Edwin Kagin. Email is not confidential. Your hate mail deserves to see the light of day and we are glad to do just that.
In reason,
Blair Scott
Communications Director, American Atheists, Inc.
Email: alabamaatheist@gmail.com
Office: (256) 701-6265
Cell: (256) 503-1123
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On 1/20/2011 10:03 PM, American Atheists wrote:
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Name: Thomas Hart
Email: t.hart@live.com
Please remove my message. This email was sent with confidentiality in mind. Thank you
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Is there anyway I can force them to take it down?

I know someone who has a horrible disease called lymphoma.She has a 12 year old daughter who loves Taylor Swift. Does anyone know how I can contact Taylor Swift or her mom or her manager or anyone affiliated with her? PLEASE let me know!!!! We are hoping we can get a letter, autograph or tickets or SOMETHING from Taylor. Also if you know any contests I could enter to maybe win some of these things please tell me. (: