Affiliate Marketing Secrets

Okay so I was on the internet today reading a researching about making money online. Like making money on autopilot. Basically it’s this software you can make that will do all the work for you and you just bring in money all the big big gurus use it and it is suppose to be one of their secrets to make large bills online it works really good with affiliate marketing my bestfriend uses it but he is so busy on vacation and buying mansions and sports cars he has no time for his long time bro. They say you have to be good a computer programming so where and how to do I start.
-Chris

We live in a nice house and my dad was in the military a long time ago but stopped before I was born. I know he used to sell houses but since the market crash he can’t do that anymore.now he leaves the house at mysterious times, (even really really late at night sometimes) and I have no clue what his job is. I’ve asked my mom but she always gives me some bs and I can tell she’s lying. So could it be that my dad has some secret job we don’t know about?

Support utility vehicle or SUVs are one of the safest vehicles nowadays. Known for their instability and dangerous roll over problems the SUVs are being developed into the safest vehicles lately. Engineers had been working on the stability control of the vehicle since a very long time and it seems like they have finally discovered the secret of keeping the vehicle from tumbling on the road with a slide glitch of the steering wheel.

Yes I am well aware that there is lots of free information on the internet to learn affiliate marketing. The problem is the free route is more time consuming I would think. I am new to affiliate marketing to im just guessing. It just seems to me that it would take a long time to read up through a bunch of message boards and websites for a little information here and there. I was curious if there was a good book(or website) that would have most of what I would need to learn in one place so that i dont have a spend years learning bits and pieces and from trial and error. I will pick a best answer and thanks to everyone that trys to help!

I recently contacted an ex of mine due to some possibilities of collaborating for my new job. I email from work during work hours becuase I wanted to keep it professional. I then get a missed call from him Saturday at noon where he says he wants me to call and explain more.
Today we managed, after several days, to talk on the phone for 10 minutes. During that time he asks me if I enjoy my new job? I said “I’m not sure yet because it is superstressful”. And he goes “well, that’s very typical of you… taking a long time to decide” (refering obviously to me taking too long to decide whether I wanted to stay with him earlier).
I thought it was quite a rude comment. He also asks whether the company is really going well (we’re market leader and Europe’s biggest in our niche). Him and me had talked before about getting a dog and he says “I’ve gotten a dog now”.
Every time I talk to him it feels like he’s trying to hurt me on purpose and he seems really keen on telling me that he’s now doing all the stuff that we used to talk about, but on his own. And every time he has to tell me that he’s been working out that day. Honestly, what do I care??
It was actually him ending our story because he didn’t like that I told him about a collegaue of mine hitting on me. Why is he doing this when it was HIM breaking up? I so don’t get it…