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It is a cult founded on a number of dogmatic beliefs that have no basis in reality. These are people who believe that the inflection point of the Laffer Curve is somewhere in the low single digits, and that cutting taxes to insanely low levels will magically lead to revenue increases. These are people who believe that government itself is basically unnecessary but for a private property protection scheme, and that the unfettered market will provide all that society needs, and will dole out the appropriate price for all goods, wages and services with zero inflation through the magic of the market. These are people who believe it is impossible for humans to affect the climate, and that it is better for humans to attempt to magically adapt somehow to a much hotter world than to do anything to even curb the behaviors that might be making it hotter. These are people who believe that the proper way to punish corporate evildoers is to not punish them at all, because people will simply stop purchasing from corporations that poison their water and air and crash their economies–because the average consumer presumably has the secret market-given wisdom, and magic powers necessary to make financial choices to punish Koch Industries and Goldman Sachs if necessary.

I would like to make a magic ring that will give me these powers?
Telekinesis
Biokinesis (the ability to alter living things)
Chronokinesis
Electrokinesis
Pyrokinesis
Atmokinesis (the ability to control the weather)
Telepathy
Reading the memories of the dead
Communication with the dead
Bilocation/Multilocation
Precognition
The ability to speak any language in any accent
The ability to imitate any personality perfectly
Retrocognition
The ability to apport objects (make gold appear from nowhere)
Vitakinesis (to harm and heal)
Increased intelligence (preferably omnicience)
The ability to control the free will of others
Guaranteed good luck
Guaranteed win in game or contest
Increased physical strength
and Invisibility
I already know how to purify, and cleanse a magic wand, and I think I will do the same with the ring, but I would then need to “enchant” the ring so it has the powers I described. I think that the lemurian city of Telos, which is under Mount Shasta has magic powers suficiant enough to create my ring. I need to know where the gates of telos are, and need an extremely powerful, and extremely dark magick spell so that I can take all the power of the lemurian city of Telos, and completely drain the Ley Line grid of the planet to create my ring. I have heard that the lenni lenapi tribe had a spell that could capture and contain any magical energy, and someone formed a secret society called the Legion of the Hooded Falcon to protect the spell. Doing my research I confirmed that they had that spell written in the “Black Book” which has sinced vanished along with the Legion of the Hooded Falcon.
I have been studying magick, and hae learned to use wands, and candle magick, as well as incense and psychic abilities. I have wanted to have greater power that described in the above message, and many of these powers no witch or wizard has. I don’t want my ring to be like frodo’s in LOTR, but I want a magic ring like i described.
I won’t use the ring with malicious intent, instead on;t using it to cheat in small games and contests, bend people to my will in a good manner. I will not use it to get “world domination” and I will use the biokinesis to resurect my dead pets. I will be better able to invest in the stock market with precognitive ability, and I will use omnicience to my advantage in playing game shows like jepopardy thus increasing my wealth further. I will also keep conjuring up gold, until I need a bigger valut to keep it in. I would also be a very good magician, and would change my career to a wizard, and have magic shows, but use actual magick instead of illusions. I would also use my vitakinesis to drain the live from the annoying barking dogs at my neighbor;s house.
When I die, (I’m probably gonna go to hell since I use the ring to sin so many numerous times, but nothing severe, and I used satanic magick”. I would leave the ring to my nephew, along with instructions to destroy it, (destroying it will require breaking an indestructability spell etc.), so no one will be temped to use it. After its destruction the power will go back to the lemurians, and the ley line grid, and all will be as before.
I need the spells, and I need to know where the gates of telos are so I can claim the power and enchant my magic ring now? Any help please, as I can’t wait to have my magic ring?