Affiliate Marketing Secrets

This is the least conservative running for the GOP nomination, but yet conservatives are still flocking by the bunches supporting this man and this man has never been affiliated with the tea party in any kind of way, not to mention he has been on the left of many issues such as Gun control, Global Warming, Gay marriage, Obamacare=Romneycare and so fourth….
Are liberals correct in saying that conservatives are literally some of the dumbest people here in USA?

am amar 26,bacially i m an marketing proffesional,generally ,once or twice a year i got to my village,i am very close to my aunty(uncl’e) wife ,her name is shobha she is 40 years old,we often talk on phone ,but when i go there,i talk to her very much,she is beautiful with height 4’10 inches 36 28 36 size.generally she is very open to me,once we were travelling in car and i was sitting beside her,she she took my hand in her hand,with our FINGERS CROSSED EACH OTHER ,then after some time i put my hand on her lap,but she did not resist,after some time slowly i put my hand in between her legs,then also did not resist ,rahter put her hand to cover my ahnd,,once in our house,i put my hand on her ***,but she did not opposed me nor did shown any sign,instead ,i feared that she will tell uncle but she did not tell him,rahter she was nice to me,some times she takes bath outside bathroom with whole body seen through transparent wet cloth on her body…..ONCE IN MARRIAGE PARTY OF MY ELDER BROTHER SHE WAS STANDING BESIDE ME,THEN SHE TOOK HER HAND IN MY HAND WITH BOTH OF OURS FINGERS CROSSED EACH OTHER?WHAT DOES IT MEAN……WHEN I TPUCH HER SHE NEVER TELL ANYTHING, WHENEVER I TAKE HER HAND IN MINE THEN SHE CROSSES OUR FINGERS WITH EACH OTHER…….ONCE I OFFERED HER TO BRING NIGHTIE FOR HER,AND SHE SAID YES BUT IT SHOULD NOT BE TOO COSTLY……..plz tell me what’s in her mind?.If she dont like then can tell uncle,or reject me or scold me when i touches her,,but she neither does both ,instead good to me.whats in her mind plz tell me?she some time resist when i try to touch her breast.but when i tpuch her *** and waist she does not do anything .why?????i need advice?in ur opinoin where do u think she is hinting me?
why sometimes she talks non-veg talks with me?sometimes she takes bath outside bathroom ,with whole of her body visible through her wet dress?do u think she knows ,i m watching her?i know its wrong but i love her?and she too gave me some hint?i m afraid if i ask her she may tell uncle?help me?NOW I M MARRIED LAST MONTH,LAST MOTH I WENT TO MY NATIVE PLACE.I PUT MY HAND IN HER BUT SHE DID NOT OPPOSE ,EVEN I PUT MY HAND IN HER WAIST BUT SHE DID NOT SAY ANYTHING,BUT WHEN I INDIRECTLY TRIED TO PUT MY HAND ON HER BREAST SHE OPPOSED BY REMOVING MY HAND FROM THERE BUT DID NOT SAY ANYTHING?TELL ME DID SHE HAD ANY FEELING FOR ME BEFORE MARRIAGE?FROM SOME WHERE I CAME TO KNOW AT THIS AGE OF 40 WITH 2 KIDS 21 AND 18 YEARS OLD RESPECTIVELY,WATCHES BLUE FILM?TELL ME HER NATURE?

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Been married for 40 years. Spouse was in military for 27 years, I was there for all 27. SBP elected. We are now 62, 64. I want to get away but have been told I must stay. If I leave, I leave with nothing and adult kids will get nothing. I am tired of the threats. I want the last phase of my life to be good. I am on medicare disability (from an accident) and tricare for the drugs. 1) I understand that if I leave, I can keep disability and tricare for life as long as I don’t remarry. But husband says I cannot even date as it would be considered same as marriage. What are the written regulations. 2) I live in community property state and should get 50/50. But he says if I leave, the first to go looses out. Does that really matter? 3) When I bring the issue up, he gets very angry, the humiliation would be too much for him. I fear about what this means. I plan to stay in the area because my children are here and it would be impossible to keep my new whereabouts a secret. What do others do? 4) am I entitled to a military lawyer? If so, how do I access one about this without his knowledge? 5) He has hidden assets in a safe for the majority of marriage. Probably 50% of our assets are hidden there. I know how much was paid for these assets because I have kept the records for the last 20 years. But the market value must be much more. If I mention divorce, these assets will just disappear. Will the record I have of the payments for these assets be of any value in distribution of assets. Excuse me for thinking of money, money, but I am disabled and my children deserve some compensation for the treatment they also received. If anyone can answer, I would appreciate it.

Been married for 40 years. Spouse was in military for 27 years, I was there for all 27. SBP elected. We are now 62, 64. I want to get away but have been told I must stay. If I leave, I leave with nothing and adult kids will get nothing. I am tired of the threats. I want the last phase of my life to be good. I am on medicare disability (from an accident) and tricare for the drugs. 1) I understand that if I leave, I can keep disability and tricare for life as long as I don’t remarry. But husband says I cannot even date as it would be considered same as marriage. What are the written regulations. 2) I live in community property state and should get 50/50. But he says if I leave, the first to go looses out. Does that really matter? 3) When I bring the issue up, he gets very angry, the humiliation would be too much for him. I fear about what this means. I plan to stay in the area because my children are here and it would be impossible to keep my new whereabouts a secret. What do others do? 4) am I entitled to a military lawyer? If so, how do I access one about this without his knowledge? 5) He has hidden assets in a safe for the majority of marriage. Probably 50% of our assets are hidden there. I know how much was paid for these assets because I have kept the records for the last 20 years. But the market value must be much more. If I mention divorce, these assets will just disappear. Will the record I have of the payments for these assets be of any value in distribution of assets. Excuse me for thinking of money, money, but I am disabled and my children deserve some compensation for the treatment they also received. If anyone can answer, I would appreciate it.

Is this a good idea?
I have an idea for making a brand new fruit.
I have dubbed a crapple because of the procedure to make it, and it is as follows.
A person who will not be missed, for example a hooker, a hobo, or an illegal immigrant, will be kidnapped and taken to a secret testing facility. Then, my coworkers will knock them out and split open their stomach. We will then insert an an apple, clog the stomach and seal them up. In a few hours, we shall remove the clog, and allow the have digested apple to pass through the gastric tract. It will them be collected, highly dehydrated, void of all sweetness and nutrients, and we will sterilize it.
We plan to mass market these, under a variety of different names and prices, to create competition. We will patent it, and sell licenses dirt cheap, with many loop holes so we can sue for it back.
The name crapple is derived from the words cripple, crap, and apple.
Please do not disregard my idea as foolish or pointless, as I have, in my possession, three. I have not yet eaten any, as I am sort of afraid of what they taste like. I’m assuming it must taste like a dried apple, and that, in my opinion taste awful. I plant to make oranges and pears in this form as soon as I come up with puns for them. If you have any good name ideas, they will be greatly appreciated.
I have constructed a speech for when the crapple is honored as a great supplement for youths, and people are eating them globally. Here it is. “I am honored, today, to be in front of you all. It seems that only yesterday I was pitching my ideas on internet chat boards and yahoo answers, pitching my ideas. Those mods are tough to get around, and as some one with great, radical ideas, I expected to be scoffed at, although the criticism and hate mail hurt. I’d also like to thank the movie, directed by Tom Six, The Human Centipede. Without it’s inspiration, I don’t think I would have bravery to share my ideas. To be honest, I knew my ideas would eventually catch on. It was only a matter of time. After all, wouldn’t you be intriged by something as elusive as a crapple? I would be, even if it were not for the fact I created them. The idea came, for digestive fruit, that is, when I was out side, and the call of nature urged me on. After a particularly painful bowel movement, I realized I had passed a grape. Then it hit me. Literally. An apple hit me on my head, changing my thought process. That is my inspiration and I hope that you too can come up with something as gallant as a crapple. Remember, even if your idea is outlandish, people will buy anything. And if a risky experiment is required, America is rich with hobos, hookers, and illegal immigrants. After all, they aren’t really people. Thank you for your time, and money.”
What is good about the speech and what is bad? Please specify so it can be awesome, because someday, a crapple will be in your house and you’d better be grateful.
Next I’d like to discuss my idea of a peewi. It is basically a kiwi inserted into some ones bladder and left to marinate. The peewi will be much less hazardous to the patient then the crapple, seeing as they do not have not have to be removed, and are simply there to marinate in the urine.
Which idea is cooler, and which would you rather eat?
Is there any puns you can tell me about fruits and vegetables that relate to pee and poop?
Thanks.