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I keep seeing a number, the number 33 the highest rank of a freemason.
What is the purpose of freemason’s to raise money for charity? pfft if that was so why believe in a higher being?
How do I join the freemasons and if I join and leave with thier secrets will they track me down.
I know the secrets of this world, I know the devil’s devices. (only people with wisdom will understand this)
– The computer
– The television
– The electric guitar (rock&roll)
– Motocross and all forms of motorsport.
– 33 god and my right, the roman catholic eagle, satan’s seat.
– modern marketing
– gaming
– Aeroplanes corrupting israel
– the illuminati false media that tricks fools without the wisdom that says men do this and not the spiritual forces of the bible!
33.
Why am I on yahoo answers asking this. all I will find is a misguided jehovah’s witness or mormon to answer me. I really shouldn’t be on here asking this I should just work this out myself and stop dumping nonsense into the great ball of sin called the internet.
If anyone here understands me. tell me about the masons.
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The only thing I know about Masons is that they are often affiliated with The Illuminati. Give me some valid background on them and why this would lead to their persecution.

heres the story just in cased you never read it.
Montresor tells the story of the day that he took his revenge on Fortunato, a fellow nobleman. Angry over some unspecified insult, he plots to murder his friend during Carnival when the man is drunk, dizzy, and wearing a jester’s motley.
He baits Fortunato by telling him he has obtained what he believes to be a pipe (about 130 gallons,[1] 492 litres) of a rare vintage of Amontillado. He claims he wants his friend’s expert opinion on the subject. Fortunato goes with Montresor to the wine cellars of the latter’s palazzo, where they wander in the catacombs. Montresor offers wine (first Medoc, then De Grave) to Fortunato. At one point, Fortunato makes an elaborate, grotesque gesture with an upraised wine bottle. When Montresor appears not to recognize the gesture, Fortunato asks, “You are not of the masons?” Montresor says he is, and when Fortunato, disbelieving, requests a sign, Montresor displays a trowel he had been hiding.
Montresor warns Fortunato, who has a bad cough, of the damp, and suggests they go back; Fortunato insists on continuing, claiming that “[he] shall not die of a cough.” During their walk, Montresor mentions his family coat of arms: a foot in a blue background crushing a snake whose fangs are embedded in the foot’s heel, with the motto Nemo me impune lacessit (“No one insults me with impunity”). When they come to a niche, Montresor tells his victim that the Amontillado is within. Fortunato enters and, drunk and unsuspecting, does not resist as Montresor quickly chains him to the wall. Montresor then declares that, since Fortunato won’t go back, he must “positively leave [him]”.
Montresor walls up the niche, entombing his friend alive. At first, Fortunato, who sobers up faster than Montresor anticipated he would, shakes the chains, trying to escape. Fortunato then screams for help, but Montresor mocks his cries, knowing nobody can hear them. Fortunato laughs weakly and tries to pretend that he is the subject of a joke and that people will be waiting for him (including the Lady Fortunato). As the murderer finishes the topmost row of stones, Fortunato wails, “For the love of God, Montresor!” Montresor replies, “Yes, for the love of God!” He listens for a reply but hears only the jester’s bells ringing. Before placing the last stone, he drops a burning torch through the gap. He claims that he feels sick at heart, but dismisses this reaction as an effect of the dampness of the catacombs.

Yes, and the Bilderbergers, Mater Dei, and the Sons of Italy.