Affiliate Marketing Secrets

Amy Kay (main account, has an avatar of a Koala Bear for easier identification) Cybi, Mrs Hoppenest, Gaspode, Make War not Love, Command Vines, Julie D and Jennifer D – ALL of her alt accounts that I know of, (judging from identical wording, personality and reportings) are there. This user has even stated at one point that reporting questions was one of her ‘biggest hobbies’. She is on this website literally ALL DAY REPORTING QUESTIONS. They are USUALLY psychology questions, but I’ve seen her report others, too. She starts sh!t by reporting a pschology question from someone who needs advice, so the asker asks the question again, ironically claiming that person is a ‘troll’ for not following her orders and goes mental. This user reports the question less than 20 seconds after it has been posted, simultaneously; the user may use back-up accounts to ask and ask the question at different times but they are deleted before I could even click them. She just does not give up. Said questions (there are loads) did not violate TOS and were completely normal and clear questions. Before she reports, she’ll sometimes give a childish answer on EVERY OPEN QUESTION THE PERSON HAS. Eg. ‘Question go BOOM! Bye bye!’. Then, she may ask a non-question to her minions so that they can report more people and begin to stalk users, she will PUBLICLY give the link to a user’s pulse account – and the user may have HUNDEREDS of questions asked, few still open, many resolved- ALL DELETED WITHIN 5 MINUTES. She claims to use the search tool to search the user’s questions if the person is decent enough to hide their profile.
She’ll also spam people’s answers, if there’s a question that isn’t to do with ‘why is the sky blue’ – to her it’s automatically a ‘TROLL’ question. She then types in capital letters to try and grab people’s attention. She signed up earlier this year – and since then, I’ve seen WAY too many questions deleted than I’d like to know. I asked some questions once that were deleted by her and she got me suspended by asking about birds and air resistance in the Biology section. Yes, an innocent question regarding bird flight. She’s constantly lurking invisibly, rarely showing her face, but she is literally in EVERY section and seems extremely obsessive and psychotic. Do you think this person has severe mental problems? It’s like noone can ask a question and have it stay up more than 10 minutes (6 hours if she faints from lack of sleep which I’m assuming) without it being deleted. She claims to be a woman in her 40’s. She also assumes every new user is a troll and if she sees a new person answering a question, she’ll report it and delete it and suspend the person’s account. This happened to me when I first joined up! Does she get off doing this or something? Does she feel as if she’s achieved something? I’m curious now.
She never asks questions, neither. All of them consist of ‘REPORT THIS USER NOW! PLEASE REPORT!!!!!!!’ or something affiliated. They are NEVER actual questions and every singly reply of hers is the exact same. Additionally, I have noticed she reports with greater voracity on intellectual questions, or questions that are very clear and with good grammar and wording. I have no idea why this is, though. Again, it’s not just me noticing this all the time, but dozens of others who said the exact same things as I said.
She appears to go offline at 1 AM GMT time (I live in London so yeah.) But say I or my friend posts a question, it’ll stay up until I notice her activity begins again, at 10 am. It’s not just me but I know dozens of people on this site (even from different countries) who are getting very angry and confused because of her reporting everything in sight. Does she even eat, sleep, shower, or have a life? I think this woman has some very, very, serious mental problems that need to be addressed. If I knew where she lived I’d rip out her internet cable and have her taken away to a psychologist just to see how she responds to it!

It seems like if I want to have any real success in promoting my own self-serving agenda, I need to affiliate myself with an important-sounding cause. Should I maybe claim to be a Christian and appoint myself the head of a church? Because there are so many little sub-factions and stuff within the church, no one really knows what all Christianity entails anymore. So even if they call me out, I can just dismiss them as infidels and Minions of the Adversary.
y’all see the parallel now? isn’t “feminism” (descriptive, not prescriptive) getting a little cultish?