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I wrote a series of comical essays book, based on adventures I’ve had.
Below is the synopsis, which of these titles should I name it?
1) Splash, the world is my puddle
2) Cali for my kidney
3) Adventures of a girl not so famous
In this sarcastically written book of essays, Emily takes getting in and out of trouble to a whole new level.
A small town girl chasing dreams in Manhattan as a struggling actress, Emily finds herself in one crazy adventure after another. She explains the ups and downs of serving pretzels for a living, while cluing readers in on the secrets of airline. One day she’s riding around with Mr. Softee, the next day she’s naively being flown first class to Los Angeles by a sketchy director. She almost sold her kidney on the black market for money to move to California, and almost married a guy in Vegas she never slept with.
While she might not be rich or famous, she lives an exciting life abundant in adventure. She’s been almost kidnapped, chased by mobsters, and attacked stray dogs in Costa Rica, her theory is “The world is my puddle waiting for me to splash.”
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They are all shades of black. Just one is blacker then the next.
One of em hides behind God’s light to con people, one of em hides behind the light while stealing from public and still has the odosity to smile while they take your hard earn money for their corrupt ways on deplomacy vacations lol, and the other one has the heart to say that is what he truly is and fuckes the government and the religion without pity or remorse.
I am a good person and I need money but I give back to my God for what he has given me. When I need money I use the money that I saved for God and give it to the needy or when I myself is needy. LOL.
We are all sheep among wolfs, and there is always a bigger fish in the sea. So beware religious affiliates and politicians with the biggest fish out there like mobsters!!!!!!!!!!!
We all know Mafias kill presidents and wash money from the Vatican. Sorry I didn’t mean the Vatican in the Region of Mobster in Italy. I must have been confused. I don’t want to be killed, lol.