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Let’s start at 5:00pm, an hour before the 2nd Coming of Christ and the Judgment of All Mankind is scheduled to occur, according to his brilliant numerology:
5:00pm = Everyone gets into their Sunday Best and goes to Chur- um…I mean, random parking lots and community centers all over the world to dance around singing “Hallelujah.Hallelujah.”
5:30pm = Last meal before the Rapture, funds are kind of tight so everyone will have to settle for Franks and Beans in the western hemisphere and just beans everywhere else. “Close your eyes and imagine it’s a juicy Thanksgiving Turkey, like the Israelites ate of the Mannah!” Camping will say.
5:59pm : Arms raised, hands joined with white knuckles, lots of crying and speaking in tongues…aaaaaaaaannnndddd…
6:05pm: ….arms getting tired… lots of people sneaking peeks at their wristwatches and pre paid cell phones …
6:20pm : Someone turns on the radio and flips through stations, listening for emergency reports of massive natural disasters….. nothing….. nothing… BBC football.. nothing… weather reports… top 40…nothing….
7:00pm : Evening News van crew outside the parking lot has went from snickering to belly laughing at the crowd , who is now milling around and thinning out.
8:50pm: Word is out that Harold Camping has been found dead in his broadcasting booth, dead from self inflicted gunshot wound into the brainstem. Around him are shredded pages of his personal bible , and scrawled on the glass of the booth in cupcake frosting are the words “DAMMIT I WAS SO SURE THIS TIME.”
10:00pm Camping’s family announces that an empty pile of clothes were found in Camping’s booth, and that they were closing the radio ministry and changing it to a Top 40 station affiliate, in order to pay off massive debts Camping accumulated these last few months.
12:00 AM 5/22/2011 : News reports start trickling in around the world of mass suicides of Campings followers, mostly overseas.
10AM 5/22/2011: Churches around the world have Sunday Service as usual, throwing in a quick word about “It does indeed say in the bible in several places that nobody knows when the end will come, just look at THAT idiot…” and life goes on.
The End.
What do you think?

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london uk; 3.18. 2011: world failing, democracy failing USA:::SOS::: to usa govt,the associated Press,Reuters news,News Corp,AFP, PTI new elhi/mumbai india, all News media world wide Concert Wood : Quoted from phrases of the rev dr kamal karna roy / J G \Jr::: Home Privacy Policy make money easily Affiliate Code Obama Popularity@downhill@fall+& Be Impeached@us House Rep& Senate Trial@no Black Issue@tricks@b C Obstruction? March 17, 2011 | By admin In Answers | Obama popul@downhill@all citzn fall+& be impeached@uS house rep&Senate trial@no black issue@trick@bc obstructions Registration Register to Vote – FloridaHome.Free Synopsis Of Jungle Democracy Of The Rev Dr Kamal Karna K Roy; Why Pay Hard Cash ? 2009 November 7 tags: “cash”, Democracy, Free, Hard, Jungle, Kamal, Karna, Synopsisby admin .read hundreds of pages of pushed materials which we shall find in web site with search words kamal karna roy jungle democracy republican hopeful candidate president , in combinations of 4/5 words: see some specimen of writings or views of kamal roy and/or comments : South Carolina, the top-ranking African-American in Congress and officially neutral, found Clinton’s tone insulting and said so publicly. When the former president called Kennedy, the Massachusetts Democrat gave Clinton an earful, telling him that he bore some blame for the injection of race into the contest. In any event, both Hillary and Obama made peace on the race issue at the Las Vegas debate. The Clinton camp now fears that Kennedy is leaning toward Obama, according to the Clinton source, though Kennedy’s office says he is making no endorsement “at this time.” Clinton aides admit the boss sometimes goes off script. Obama officials say this itself should be a campaign issue. Greg Craig, who coordinated Clinton’s impeachment defense in 1998 and is now a senior Obama adviser, argues that “recent events raise the question: if Hillary’s campaign can’t control Bill, whether Hillary’s White House could.” There is little precedent for a former president’s engaging in intra-party attacks. In 1960, Harry Truman criticized the idea of a Roman Catholic president and tried briefly to stop John F. Kennedy’s nomination. “I urge you to be patient,” he told JFK publicly. But in 2000, former president George Bush declined to attack his son’s GOP primary opponent, John McCain. Clinton is undeterred by the criticism and will likely keep hammering Obama if he thinks it helps Hillary. “History will judge the impact on the Clinton legacy, not daily or weekly political reporters,” says Matt McKenna, Bill Clinton’s press secretary. © 2008 Newsweek, Inc. Related:Bill Clinton Barack Obama Hillary Clinton Discuss Please enter up to 3000 characters. Comments: The U S American fight of leadership viz electoral competition for u s presidents nov 2008 are kind or dog_fights of DOGS of elite owners, large coterie of vested interests groups, billionaires _selected dogs , super_. super_human_gods: commoners. poors, have_nots, disadvanded groups or their selectd leaders are designed as redudan tplayers in democracy in usa and they are designed to play as some robbots in democracy of we the people in usa. we the people must wake up right now to reclaim rights leadership to common units of the republic of usa , we the people. please refer to”federal justia docket” find court cations commenced by the reverend dr kamal karna k roy aka joseph geronimo jr , a republican u s presidential candidate 2008; now dr roy moved to atleast three u district courts in california, new jersey and at new hampshire at concord nh, usa to postpone the us presidential elctoral competitions by 350+ defendants while dr roy filed complaints pro se for self as a u s born citizen of usa for birth in Guam, u s territory in pacific, and hi is a f e c registered candidate but all defendants including usa govt, states of usa, state boards of elections f e c all neglected status of the candidate to curb his chances to be elected u s president; us media in news and giant news conglomerates viz associated press, cnn news, news corp , gannet news , new yorks times co all just ignored a patriot to take leadership in the troubled and richest democratic republic viz usa. usa may fail democracy in iraq, in pakistan et al but it shall be largest deficits in entire world of democracies ,now suffererings of dysfunctions of jungle democracy, to fail the entire century old leadership scopes of usa. see websites to check vision of kamal karna roy, a newer voice in world of democrtacies in deficits those need to be replenished to save human conditions as human_animals, rev lisa n roy, executive officer, dr kamal k k roy election committee to settle one like kamal roy as us president 2008, although efforts could be zero sum game and may be an episode off loss but kamal t

I thought it was being played-up, but now it seems like maybe it is worst than I thought. I dont watch the news (part of my religious view…”The Secret”) after finding out they played up a lot of things (and through personal experience of this).
I’m studying Business, Marketing and have become a bit suspicious of believing what I hear until it is set-in-stone.
I applied to study abroad in Kyushu, Japan next year (in around 7 months). Will Japan be okay…
If not, do you think there will be volunteer work I can do to help ppl and animals?
Thanks!

Liberals continue the farce that Fox news lies- even after Obama said last night that he respects Fox News.
Liberals try to associate Fox News with a singular Fox BROADCAST Network affiliate in Florida that was sued by a couple of disgruntled employees.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_Akre
Yet, the citizens of Liberal Koolaidia still spread the li that Fox News went to court for the right to lie. I suggest you report anyone who continues to spread this nonsense.