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I was born in the US but I speak Russian at home and I have Russian native speaker class in my school that’s counted as foreign language. For class, I have to write a story and I’m writing a story about a girl who wants to move out on her 18th birthday through the balcony (they live on the 1st floor) in the middle of the night without notifying her parents leaving a letter on her bed stating she’s not kidnapped so there will be no police investigation and not to contact her again. I need the letter translated into Russian. Please capitalize the letters I capitalized. Thanks. You can type in Russian here if you want.
http://translit.ru/
Dear Ivanov family
I write this letter to inform you I’m not kidnapped and that ALL family members, I repeat, ALL family members, including but not limited to, spouses of relatives, nieces and nephews and any future relatives including BUT NOT LIMITED TO children and grandchildren may not contact me IN ANY WAY AT ALL TIMES, ALL my affiliates IN ANY WAY AT ALL TIMES including BUT NOT LIMITED TO those who work for me, my doctor, my new family including BUT NOT LIMITED TO my adoptive parents and family, spouse/partners, spouse’s/partner’s family, future children, future grandchildren and so on and any person/institution I have been attending IN ANY WAY AT ALL TIMES (including BUT NOT LIMITED TO a school, a psychiatrist or a doctor) for the purpose of obtaining information about me including BUT NOT LIMITED TO whether I continue to attend. Also, do not contact me through 3rd parties, (including BUT NOT LIMITED TO asking someone to contact me for ANY reason. Do not call ANYONE (including BUT NOT LIMITED TO my friends and new family) for the purpose of asking about me. ANYONE and EVERYONE who is not allowed to contact me and is aware they are not allowed to contact me who contacts me at ANY TIME in ANY WAY/FORM, even once will have an order of protection (such as a restraining order or a no contact order) placed against them. I will also go to the police and you will be charged with harassment and will go to jail. Do mot argue over my leaving such as using phrases like “she left because you did this” or “if you have not done that she would not have left because I would have left one way or the other. Please remove me from ALL your wills, estates and insurance. I am being adult adopted. That is like child adoption except my new parents are not my legal guardians and can’t control me. Instead, I loose my legal connections to my old “family” and create new legal connections to a new family. So if I die without a will, all of my stuff/belongings will go to my adoptive parents/family. I also get a new birth certificate.

So, I have a 5 year old, so have been thinking about his education. My husband and I are trying to decide between private school or state (public) school.
I have two brothers ,and my husband has three sisters, and all of our nieces and nephews are school-age. While we love them all the same and think they are all great kids, there is no question that the ones that attend private school are more well-rounded ( proficient in French, Latin, an instrument, and several sports) and seem more mature. I don’t think that they are any smarter or have better parents than the other kids, so the schooling must be what sets them apart. The only thing stopping us is the cost (astronomical!). Another problem is that ALL the good private schools we have found are religiously affiliated, and as my husband and I are atheists and do not promote belief in god, I don’t know if this would be confusing for him. If it is hardly mentioned, that’s fine, I just do not know how heavy-handed they are at those places. Opinions?

My girlfriend and I just had an argument because she learned that she was on my secondary/professional Facebook account and not the one with my real friends. Here’s the situation: I met my girlfriend at my work. So I gave her the FB information I give all my work colleagues as it is HR friendly. When she learned that my best friend, an ex, and all of my family were linked to another FB account, she sent a FB request which I denied because her account is infested with friends from work who I don’t want to see my college photos, my football team antics or costumed insanity with my nieces and nephews at family reunions and such.
I told her I would friend her on my real FB account if she unfriended everyone from all the companies with which our company is affiliated. This upset her.
What’s the right thing to do in this situation?