Affiliate Marketing Secrets

I see how online, ebooks have taken off a bit and more people going with the self publishing option getting their hard works published. But realistically how are the odds that your self published book favors well compared to being published by a publisher?

I know this is long, but please read the whole thing. My boyfriend and I broke up a little over two months ago and we are still friends but I’m still in love with him. This guy was perfect for me, we were perfect for each other, but his mom told me that I had to break up with him, being that he’s lied to her about us for 6 months and she thinks we are too young to “go out”, and she is my teacher, so she would get me in trouble if I didn’t. So I told him what his mom had said and I said that I love him but we can’t be together like that anymore. All the secrets and lying and we couldn’t be together any other way, so we broke up. That was the last thing I ever wanted to do, and I would give anything to go back to that day, and say screw all these people I love you and we will be together. I love this guy with everything I’ve got and would do anything for him, and he would have done anything for me too, but I don’t think he does anymore. He said he would wait for me and wouldn’t go back on the “market”. Its been a few months and I’ve watched my boyfriend go back to flirting with every girl in sight, including me a little bit, and we are friends now, but I want him to want to be with me again, no matter what the odds. I know I screwed up and I should have told his mom I couldn’t break up with him, or at least keep it a secret from everyone. I just don’t know what to do. Please don’t give me many suggestions to move on. I’ve done that, like for the past few months, and I just don’t want to. I need suggestions on how to get him back, or tell him how I feel. Please help me.

MC Hammer lives in my town, and obviously he has links to the music industry. But if I send my demo track to him, whats the chance of me getting signed on to his affiliated record company?
It would help if I can have some versatile opinions. Doesn’t directly contacting someone in the music industry increase the odds?
One more question: How do I get scouted by a talent agent so A & R executives can check me out?
My knowledge about the music industry is not professional, so I need all the info I can get.
Thanks!

Which of these would be cooler in a movie? First of all, let’s go over the movie. The movie sees me (Eddie James) find himself going into a gang (Crips) led by a guy played by Kanye West (Zhilla), and him eventually being at odds with former friend and leader of a gang himself (Wolfman) (the game), and his affiliate the Death Sentence (Michael Vick) (Bloods) , and they are obviously rivalring over who could be the best gang, shoot, rob, and sell drugs, and mainly they fight. So, I have a relationship in the story and its with an unnamed person. In one of the scenes, I am about to ask her out for first time and putting in the game, but when I am about to do it, West either throws a dart or shoots her, which is funner? Answer question