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I am seeking a free afilliate software. I tried Afilliate for All but i can’t get it installed. I was wondering if anyone knows of another software like it that is totally free? Thanks!

The following is an excerpt from Neal Stephenson’s Snow Crash:
“All people have religions. It’s like we have religion receptors built into our brain cells, or something, and we’ll latch onto anything that’ll fill that niche for us. Now, religion used to be essentially viral- a piece of information that replicated inside the human mind, jumping from one person to the next. That is the way it used to be, and unfortunately, that’s the way it’s headed now.
But there have been several efforts to deliver us from the primitave, irrational religion. The first was made by someone named Enki about for thousand years ago. The second was made by Hebrew scholars in the eighth century B.C., driven out of their homeland by the invasion of Sargon II, but eventually it was just developed into empty legalism.
Another attempt was made by Jesus- that one was hijacked by viral influences within fifty days of his death. The virus was suppressed by the Catholic Church, but we’re in the middle of a big epidemic that started in Kansas in 1900 and has been gathering momentum ever since.
…Anyone who takes the trouble to study the gospels can see that the bodily resurrection [of Jesus] is a myth that was tacked onto the real story several years after the real histories were written. It’s so National Enquirer-esque, don’t you think?”

I recently downloaded zip file, unexpectedly in the file was executable made by “Unlock” (This was under the company description) It says to unlock my downloaded content I need to enter my cellphone number. after you do that it sends your cellphone a pin number. then you enter it into the program and it unlocks your files. and charges you $10 a month. can I bypass or crack this and just get my downloaded content. the website the exe is contacting is affiliate.flycell.com.
help please!

for the coming Sharia Law…I intend to cut out the middle man by designing, making, distributing, marketing and selling these hot new items for Liberal Ladies to wear! I envision red, white and blue burkas with American Flags, Peace Signs, a line of Burning Twin Tower Burkas and so on(I can’t give away all my secrets). My Burkas will be the first to incorporate a locking zipper over the mouth for convenience too! Whatever is HOT!…Should be a multi-Billion Dollar Industry Worldwide! I just need some working capital…Who’s game? I need some good ideas for a name for the shops…